you know those funny names, like Mike Hunt? i need one for a welder.

[unclebilly]

Originally Posted by sugarwood

Wow, well done group effort !
I thought Rod Burns won the thread, but then it kept going...
Weldon Nichols!!!

One of my buddies is named Eldon Nichols. I saw him just this afternoon.

[Frog76S]

Ben Dover - for those welders that need to get into precarious welding positions or for the tv repairman welder.

[vash]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

Iva Burnteye

Maya Eisbern

Ida C Spotz.

[vash]

Dick Loves.

Oh lord, I can’t stop. Why can’t I stop?

[svandamme]

Ben Dover

[WPOZZZ]

Roderick Hott

[cabmandone]

Bead Weaver?

[fintstone]

Other than the obvious "Flashdance"...I would use Heavy Metal (from the joke) regarding the type music welders like. In fact, I might just use some of the welder jokes to set up the "handle".

From Welder Jokes - Funny Welding Laughs And Humor

Three welders walk out of a bar...

Hey, it could happen!
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It's sometime in the future and this guy walks into a brain store to buy a brain.

The shopkeeper asks him what he can do for him and the man says, "I'd like a brain, please."

The shopkeeper says, "Well, I've got three brains to choose from. First, here's a doctor's brain that costs two thousand dollars. And second, here's a lawyer's brain. It costs three thousand dollars. Lastly, I've got a welders brain which is ten thousand dollars."

The guy replies, "You've got to be kidding me! Why is the welder's brain so expensive?"

The shop keeper says, "But sir, it's hardly been used."
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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.
................

These two welders are helping a friend fit out his new store ready for opening. They take a break sitting in the window of the shop.

The first welder says, "You watch. I bet some old fogey comes up and asks us what we're selling."

Sure enough, a little old lady walks up to the window and asks them what they're selling.

"We're selling *******s," replies the first welder sarcastically, much to the amusement of his friend.

The little old lady says, "You must be doing well - you've only got two left!"
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What do you say to a guy with an I.Q. of 22?

Nice weld.
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What do you say to a guy with an IQ of 10?

Grind that weld.
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Welders do it in all positions.
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What do welders and wheel barrows have in common?

They're hard to push around and easily upset.
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How many welders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Welders aren't afraid of the dark.
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When a you have a small baby, how do you tell if they will grow up to be a welder or a welder's helper?

Put them in a chair, if they fall asleep they'll be a helper, if they cry and whine they'll be a welder.
.......................
You can always tell an old pipe welder.

You just can't tell him much.
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An evil genie captured a welder and two of his friends and banished them to the desert for a week.

But first, the genie allowed each person to choose one thing to take with them.

The first friend chose a water bottle so he wouldn't die of thirst.

The second friend chose an umbrella to keep the sun off.

The welder chose a car door, so if it got too hot he could roll down the window.
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How are welders like prostitutes?

You usually find them in awkward places screaming for more rod and more money.
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Why do welders laugh three times when you tell them a joke?

Once when you tell it, once when you explain it to them, and once when they understand it.
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Why do people take an instant dislike to welders?

To save time later.
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How many welder jokes are there?

None, they're all facts.
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[UconnTim97]

J. B. Weld?

[Seahawk]

Use fictitious Band Names based on Welding terms:

The Mighty Melt-Thru's

Bare Electrode's

Blind Joint and the Button's

Butt Weld's Featuring Rapper Flowability

Deposited Metal

etc.

Or, on review, maybe not

[Zeke]

Hans Stuck's cousin, Rod Stuck.

[KFC911]

Vash Weldon! ...and a new star is born!

I always have wondered about your screen name Cliff....but was too skeered to ask

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by KC911

Vash Weldon! ...and a new star is born!

I always have wondered about your screen name Cliff....but was too skeered to ask

He just couldn't spell vanish

poof. gone.

[targa911S]

Buster Hymen

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by targa911S

Buster Hymen

What's that got to do with naming a welding machine?

Noah the Arc.

[cabmandone]

Paul Swelding
or
Paul Swelder

[vash]

just so we know..

i worked this entire discussion into my powerpoint presentation for a comic "breather".

thanks for the help.