The "WHY DOES SHE" thread!

[ckelly78z]

Yep, she sees how many miles that she can run on a tank, and lets me use her car with the fuel light lit up when I start it. She once complained that I was getting gas, when there "Is obviously another 50 miles in the tank" !

I fill up at 1/4 tank, and sometimes sooner.

[Tervuren]

Originally Posted by dan79brooklyn

My wife is pretty great. But she can’t park a car for ****. Reversing into a spot is excruciating, then she asks me is it good enough. Of course it isn’t, but somehow it’s my fault she did a bad job and or a problem with the car ( despite it having a reverse camera).

I grew up away from urban life.

I have the same problem.

I flat out do not back the big cat into parking spots. I'll make attempts from the 944 or Corvette.

The nice thing about the 944 is compared in size to modern cars, it is small enough tat even badly parked there is still plenty of room on both sides.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by craigster59

So you: Try and run an errand in her "Econo-box" sedan but find that the gas gauge is so close to "Empty" you don't know if you can make it the 1/4 mile to the closest gas station.

Well, at least a small car is easier to push.

[drkidneydr]

The females of our species are responding to and are driven by an enterily different set of stimuli and motives than the males. We males when interacting with females are equivlent to three dementional beings living in a 11 demential world and being asked to point in the direction off the 5th dimension. We can't do it! Females and males are in reality different species.

[Gretch]

the above poster has gotta be a broad................ based solely on the psychobabble bull**** post.........

[rcooled]

Why does she...
Feel that it's perfectly OK to just start chit-chatting with me no matter what else I might be doing at the time...reading, watching a movie, or concentrating on some task at hand? And if I try to say that I'm busy right now, I get the "Why should that be more important than me?" routine.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by ckelly78z

Yep, she sees how many miles that she can run on a tank, and lets me use her car with the fuel light lit up when I start it. She once complained that I was getting gas, when there "Is obviously another 50 miles in the tank" !

I fill up at 1/4 tank, and sometimes sooner.

My wife did that when we first married but I broke her of it.

I asked her what she was going to do when the big one hit and she was stranded somewhere because she was out of gas and none of the stations were operating?

Now she rarely gets under 1/4 tank.

[Craig T]

Originally Posted by rcooled

Why does she...
Feel that it's perfectly OK to just start chit-chatting with me no matter what else I might be doing at the time...reading, watching a movie, or concentrating on some task at hand? And if I try to say that I'm busy right now, I get the "Why should that be more important than me?" routine.

Mine too! I can be walking from the bathroom back toward the garage at high speed and as I go by she starts a conversation as if I'm sitting next to her on the couch. I have to throw on the brakes and say "what honey".

[cmccuist]

Why does she

Always have to look for her car keys inside her purse?!? Put it in the same place each time!!

Why does she

Always have to look for her phone inside her purse?!? Put it in the same place each time!!

[RSBob]

Originally Posted by Gretch

the above poster has gotta be a broad................ based solely on the psychobabble bull**** post.........

Or wisely read Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. He’s not that far off.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by RSBob

Or wisely read Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. He’s not that far off.

Dudes don't read stuff like that, our wives tell us about it.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by RSBob

Or wisely read Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. He’s not that far off.

Author had to change the original title...

"Men are from Mars and Women are Bat Chit Crazy"

I might have that backwards though

[mocha07]

Originally Posted by cmccuist

Why does she

Always have to look for her car keys inside her purse?!? Put it in the same place each time!!

Why does she

Always have to look for her phone inside her purse?!? Put it in the same place each time!!

Invariably buried in the bottom under what ever!

[RSBob]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Dudes don't read stuff like that, our wives tell us about it.

That she did. That she did. Not on my reading list.

[onZedge]

Why does she...

Insist on "populating" any horizontal surface???

[onZedge]

Originally Posted by Noah930

Phew. I was worried that the OP might compile all these responses and forward them to our wives.

Oh wait, how do I delete all my posts in this thread...

[Gogar]

WHY DOES SHE

When asked about “what do you want to eat?”
(Yes it’s a classic)


Text a list of the 20 restaurants we always go to

One restaurant per text

And then Say “or something new!!!!!”

[Drbraunsr]

WHY DOES SHE -
Not question me when I drop another grand on the P-car ?

I think she does in on purpose to drive me crazy. It's working.

[DerkPerk]

why does she always have some chit storm of a problem come up when I’m trying to get out of the house to do something fun by myself???


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...make me love her so much...
Happy Valentine's Day
/sappy