Does your P-car get you p#$$y? - Page 2

Don Plumley · Don Plumley's Garage

Yup, got my characters mixed up, thanks for clearing this up, nostatic. I'm in the middle of some copywriting and I'm a little slow. I was about to check IMDB...

My brain is embedded with quotes from Caddyshack. Stripes too. Common Murray thread here.

Joe Bob · Joe Bob's Garage

Stoopid pussee is sitting my cab top right now.....fly, kitty, fly........

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

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Originally posted by Don Plumley
My brain is embedded with quotes from Caddyshack.

How about a Fresca? Hmmmm?

CarreraCab · 03-13-2003, 03:54 PM

Stuttgart951, You hit it on the head, trouble is they are all disposable these days. I know, I bought my share of houses for a couple. Never Again. Mr. Goodguy doesnt get it these days !!! Doug

Don Plumley · Don Plumley's Garage

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Originally posted by mikez
Stoopid pussee is sitting my cab top right now....

I'm in the garage and Wife asks me, "So, uh, do you still like your car, uh, is everything working okay. Me, "Huh?" Her, "Well, does everything look okay?" Me, "Uh, yes, I guess." Her, "Okay good. Because when Chip was a puppy he jumped up on the hood of your Porsche."

So my P-Car apparently attracts mutant brown dogs.

CarreraCab · 03-13-2003, 03:57 PM

I had a problem like that myself, but a change in hairstyle and a good tan helped out a lot.!!! Doug

Don Plumley · Don Plumley's Garage

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Originally posted by nostatic
How about a Fresca? Hmmmm?

Want to make $20 the hard way...
Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Or this one, ...bark like...

adscab · 03-13-2003, 04:16 PM

I think if P-cars were so good at attracting p#$$y, Porsche would not have had to make the Cayenne and Boxster to stay in business.

lendaddy · 03-13-2003, 04:23 PM

Not sure if this is kosher but my wife seems to be more into self pleasure in the 930 than say my '90 GMC half ton. Just a scientific observation you understand.

SilverPoly · 03-13-2003, 04:30 PM

You guys are hilarious!!!

When I met my girlfriend, I showed up in a sedan for our first date... this is the ultimate platform to see if a lady really cares about you and not your car. But then again it is Hollywood here. Needless to say she loves the P-car and understands that I am obsessed with the 911.

John Velasco · 03-13-2003, 05:04 PM

Chicks like the SUV’s because all they see are multiple baby seats in the back!!! Future dads of America think hard about this.

jv

Axeman · 03-13-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Stuttgart951
The P-car attracts "disposable" women.

The keepers roll their eyes and envision me getting up at 6AM to work in the garage.

Hey Stuttgart..I'm looking for the "disposable" ones..any tips??

pwd72s · 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Randy Webb
In Eugene, Oregon a 911 is regarded as evidence of social and environmental malfeasance and irresponsibility. An SUV is worse, of course. So it's almost the opposite of tthe situation in SoCal, tho it has the same effect.

Precisely why, if I ever find myself needing to go to Eugene, I take my '77 Dodge Powerwagon over the 911...with an empty gun rack in the back window. Those who like to trash & burn SUV's up here have never touched it. They must think I'm waiting a block or so away, rifle in hand. For those who doubt these comments about Eugene? The University of Oregon, with it's campus in Eugene, is about to beat out Harvard and Bezerkley as the most leftist campus in the USA, with the University officialdom announcing that the U of O is against war with Iraq. BUY NIKE! GO DUCKS!

Adam · Adam's Garage

LOL, Paul!

... Bezerkley.... BUY NIKE!...

William Atherton also played news reporter, Dick Thornberg in Die Hard 1 & 2. In both films, he got punched out. He's the guy Hollywood loves to hate and then beat on.

I use that "Oh, Venkman" phrase all the time. My friends love it!

Don't expect the 911 to get you tail, Richard. Even my Ford Focus nets me more female attraction (and even some male interest

) than the 911s.

pwd72s · 03-13-2003, 05:21 PM

A FORD FOCUS???? C'mon Adam, that's stretching it...

Adam · Adam's Garage

Younger girls, Paul.. (18-22 or so)

Alas, not the bevvy of 30 somethings that go so well with a 911 of a similar vintage!

pwd72s · 03-13-2003, 05:53 PM

LOL here adam..my daughter is now 30 something... We still don't get along.

Joe Bob · Joe Bob's Garage

Yup....my beater 356 is the one the chicks like the best.

While I type on a Porsche BBS, the kids are watching Sponge Bob Square Pants, me burping up Taco Bell and the wife at PTA......

Don Plumley · Don Plumley's Garage

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Originally posted by Wayne at Pelican Parts
Women don't care about cars, but guys think they do. Just like women think guys care about their shoes, but guys could care less.

LOL. In general terms, you are absolutely right. There are interesting exceptions:
1) Guy drives a Ferrari, Rap Star SUV, MB S600. Girl thinks, "Oooh, he must have a lot of money so I can buy shoes. I think I'll say hi."

2) Girl wears CFM shoes. Guy thinks, "Ummm, I wonder if she wants a ride in my Pacer." Guy says, "Hey baby. My daddy owns a shoe store."

Tim Walsh · Tim Walsh's Garage

LOL this whole thread is hilarious, especially with my girlfriend has as much interest in cars as I do. Her car of choice is a BMW 1800 though.. Hey at least it's german.