Does your P-car get you p#$$y?

motion · 01:13 PM

Just curious... mine has the opposite effect. Porsches are just soooooooo blasse (sp?) her in SoCal. A friend of mine is going to Kinesis wheels on his 996TT X50 because he thinks they'll help him get some. The fly yellow paint isn't working for him. Personally, my '93 F150 does more for me in that area!

targa80 · targa80's Garage

I had a neighborhood P#$$y park her butt on my targa top at night. I know she was there because of the paw prints in the morning. Does that count?

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

I would think that expensive jewelry would give you a better shot...

oh, wait a minute. Sorry Venkman.

RickM · RickM's Garage

Hmmm, the 996TT...great car but not the hottest in the looks department. My Black/Black flatnose-look 911 has garnered many a compliment from the ladies.....but alot more from the guys. (Uh oh - Maybe time to look at Ferraris..lol)

stone43 · 03-13-2003, 01:43 PM

I have a cab. I have an SUV (Tahoe, white).

Chicks dig SUV's--don't ask me why as there are a plethora of both here in socal.

911SC Pilot · 03-13-2003, 01:45 PM

Yes Targa, I have the same problem. Little footprints from the front bumper, up the hood, right to the Targa top. Plus little foot print on the black rear bumper piece. So yes, so in theory, are cars DO attract P#$$y. lol

Don Plumley · Don Plumley's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by nostatic
I would think that expensive jewelry would give you a better shot...

oh, wait a minute. Sorry Venkman.

Ow, that's gonna leave a mark!

pbs911 · pbs911's Garage

It's not what you drive but where you drive it.
e.g. If you drive your P-car to the 7-11, you would probably be better off with a pickup. If you drive your P-car to Los Brisas for Sunday Brunch outside on the patio don't take the pickup.

Don Plumley · Don Plumley's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by pbs911
It's not what you drive but where you drive it.

Gotta remember that one...

golefty · 03-13-2003, 01:52 PM

Congratulations, you've brought this board to a new low.

maxnine11 · maxnine11's Garage

Richard

why do you want to attract women, won't you ever learn!!

Your first wife left you....the next one MIGHT NOT!!

I was driving a 1969 Cadillac Hearse when I "attracted" mine...that may explain a lot of the problems now!!

max

Stuttgart951 · 03-13-2003, 02:48 PM

The P-car attracts "disposable" women.

The keepers roll their eyes and envision me getting up at 6AM to work in the garage.

motion · 03-13-2003, 02:49 PM

Sorry, golefty, but there's no use skirting the issue... else we would all be driving Hondas.

Now, Don, that did hurt

But that was another life... I'm a much smarter man now... what the hell is Venkman anyway?

Randy Webb · 03-13-2003, 02:50 PM

In Eugene, Oregon a 911 is regarded as evidence of social and environmental malfeasance and irresponsibility. An SUV is worse, of course. So it's almost the opposite of tthe situation in SoCal, tho it has the same effect.

Superman · 03-13-2003, 02:50 PM

I hit one once, and it bent my valence just a little.

Don Plumley · Don Plumley's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by motion
what the hell is Venkman anyway?

Well, it was Todd's quote, but as far as I know Venkman was the character in Ghostbusters played by Harold Ramis (opposite Bill Murray).

Joe Bob · Joe Bob's Garage

That line was right around the time this line was uttered....one of my favs.....

"Everything was going fine untill Dickless, here, turned off the containment field....."

"Is this true?"

"Yes, this man has no dick...."

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

Actually Venkman was Murray, and the full quote is from Ray Stantz (Dan Ackroyd). It is at the end of the movie after Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) has turned into a terror dog, then got fried when the streams crossed:

" Oh. Smells like barbecued dog hair. Oh... Venkman. Oh, Venkman, I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I... I just forgot."

That movie is FULL of great quotes. Another fav:

"We've been going about this all wrong! This Mr. Stay-Puft isn't so bad. He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"

Ray 911s · 03-13-2003, 03:02 PM

To quote "yes, he has no ****"

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

and dickless was played by William Atherton who played a ***** in another favorite movie of mine, "Real Genius". Another quote filled movie:

The first thing you should do is get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well...that's where you're right.

"Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

"Self realization: I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: "I drank what?""

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