Can I substitute beer for the last one :)?

My girlfriends always dealt with that...WAY better than I could....I just held my own beer and watched ;). Only happened once though....

But yep....

...OK....my pos F150...free pass too...

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Ok... or my girlfriend, or my gun, or my tools or my daughter....

Does yer wife know about this girlfriend....I'm just curious :)?

This thread simultaneously confirms my disdain for most and reaffirms my faith in humanity.

Good job Fred.

I would consider having a friendly talk with your ahole neighbor.

More than one way to train a dog
 

But he'll sit for a dollar, right?

LOL....assuming he can read :)

Fred....please tell me you didn't tag yer mutt....blame it on the missus ;)

Pretty much what everyone else said, you showed restraint. Drunks can really try your patience sometimes. If someone touched my dog, other than to pet him, they would have been sleeping it off. :cool:

And when they woke up, you would be facing an assault charge and a lawsuit that would find you sleeping it off - under a bridge somewhere. Not that I'm saying that is right, but those are the times in which we live.

Maybe so but if anyone puts their hands on my family, I'm not going to be doing legal calculations before reacting. :)

You just saved me some typing :)

Gimme a jury trial with 12 of my peers.....LOL.

Denis can be the foreman ;)....

Oh yeah...this azzhole was driving....not that drunk I assume :(

Then you should've REALLY made his day....a free azz whuppin' & and an expensive ride....

Don't F wif me dawgs....nope.

Good on you, people can be buttheads for sure.

After 4 labs myself, some have not been the sharpest tacks but they are all about loyalty and will love you to death. The thing that all labs understand is food, roast beef will make them do anything within reason.

I am sure your dog would take a bullet for you.

You just don't mess w someone's dog. My stepdad almost got in a fight down at the lake in Minneapolis where we walk the dog, I can't remember the details but it was over the dog. We had Goldens who liked to go in the water and maybe he shook the water off and got someone wet(?)

At any rate, my stepdad was basically a pacifist but he's 6'4" and he was ready to throw down w some younger guy, from what I heard. You don't mess w a dog. :)

Judas Priest on a unicycle...that's bananas.

That jack-leg is due for some autocorrect.

But it's probably best the way you handled it. I presume you'll eventually have a follow up convo with him. Either he'll bring it up or you will.

What a dumb-ass.

Hell, I messed with my neighbor's dogs the other day...and he thanked me for it. Both rescues...black lab and Boxer. Cindy is a bit afraid of dogs. Worrying, she said she couldn't get the mail because the neighbors across the road were gone and their dogs were out. Cindy had called Troy, told him they were out.

So, I went out..friendly talked the dogs (I'd met them before with Troy & Stephanie both present) and easily led them back through the gate...played fetch with them a bit, locked the gate. Cindy called Troy back. They'd probably intimidate somebody with ill intent, but they really are nice pups...

I got lucky neighbor wise...Troy & Stephanie, young couple (to me) in their mid & late 30's, two well behaved kids. 14 year old Susannah who must be driving the boys wild, and her 11 year old brother Scott. They moved in a couple of years ago..

I just messed with the GSD next door....in MY yard at that! Been messin' with all the neighbors' mutts for a couple of decades now...a bunch....every chance I get actually :)

You get a pass too Paul....mess on!

Fred, you have a very nice looking pup. I miss my Daisy.

Guessing this guy hasn't seen any of the Wick movies? You don't F*ck with a man's dog.

Sounds like time to ex-communicate your neighbor............