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If you were stuck on a deserted island with Tabsy .
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I would make sure I had a spoon....
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I'd hope we could find a grill and a smoker somewhere so he could cook dinner for me.
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You would not lack for footwear or dragon azz jeans.
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Ear plugs... Ear plugs and distance.
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I'd make sure I had soap on a rope.
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I'd listen to him fer a spell....then tell him to take a freakin' hike across the H2O and gimme a break...Jerry's back
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I would find his financial doom predictions just as actionable
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I'd sell him to the cannibals and as they dragged him away to the BBQ pit he'd be yammering about how the currency they paid me with would soon be worthless.
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I’d rather be stranded on a desert island with Ted than be stuck with only a single author’s books to read. I’d debate with him endlessly about whether Rommel should have deployed his tanks in reserve rather than massing them close to the (wrong) beaches, could Hitler have won Barbosa or was it just the most complex suicide attempt in history, did Heydriech’s death alter anything, were WWI and WWII two separate wars or were they a single 30 years war separated by a few years of false peace, or should you include the Franco Prussian War as a single 70 years war?
I’d expect. Detailed analysis of the best ribs in the strip, the best smoking and BBQing doctrine, and what makes Kentucky flintlocks so special. I wouldn’t waste any time trying to teach him grammar or punctuation. Even with infinite time some tasks are hopeless and futile.
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He would also be going on about the type of wood they are using and the heat being too high for stringy humans and did they use a wok burner to start the charcoal.
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at least the meal would be about HIM.
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One of us would have to become a proficient swimmer.
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Geez, the guy must have quite the public persona.
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Well, you are right I would take a hike to the next island.
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I would become the Cannibals master BBQ chef...
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Tonights culinary feast will be slow roasted Gogar....served with a deliticable Pineapple Rum sauce..
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Quote:
Heydrich had said that if Hitler was going to lead Germany to defeat he would eliminate him, rather than let Germany go down the toilette. Hitler had said of Heydrich that he was heartless. Himmler was afraid of him. Heydrich was the one who coalesced bureaucratic power to the SS and Gestapo in the 30's. The Gestapo determined who was an enemy of the state without recourse. Thus they became judge, jury and executioner. It wouldn't be a debate...
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