Need Ideas for a Gag - Need phony name for sleazy hotel

[ErVikingo]

HOTel cORAL esSEX

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Explain to them that the rooms are usually rented by the hour, and how long do they need the bed for before they return that night.

My dad was in the Air Force. He traveled a LOT for the Air Force, and they often took civilian airlines. They had to stay in Vegas back in the mid 1960s, and the hotel was right at the airport. He kept the price list from the hotel that listed the room rates by the hour, and he hung it up in the garage. The US Air Force had booked the room, and they wanted the cheapest room possible, and they got it.

[Amail]

South Anaheim Valu-Rite Budget Motel

[DonDavis]

Compton Commons

Madame's El Royale

[vash]

Betty Buggs Sleepy time Hotel.

[Teutonics]

Hourly Value Motor Court Inn

[emcon5]

Beef Whistle.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by Tidybuoy

I'm taking a couple of friends to Disneyland this coming weekend - they have never been there. We're staying at the Disneyland Hotel but they don't know that and I kind of wanted to play a joke and put the name of the "fake hotel" into my GPS.

I'm looking for suggestions of hotel names that would sound less than desireable. So far:
South Compton Inn
No-tell Motel

Any thoughts from the brain trust?

Search the web...find a real one to name that if they look up will make them hurl...one of those built in the 50's places that now has weekly rates?

[Synchro Joe]

Mattress Stain Inn ?

[Brian 162]

The Bed Bug Inn

[john70t]

Come-n-go motel.
Easy access pullout motel.
The no regraets motel.

[GH85Carrera]

This is another real, and perfect name for you.

[DavidI]

Bates Motel

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Since it's Florida, consider a 1960's space hotel that has not been upgraded in 50 years?

[DonDavis]

Originally Posted by Tidybuoy

I'm taking a couple of friends to Disneyland this coming weekend - they have never been there. We're staying at the Disneyland Hotel..snip...

Originally Posted by LEAKYSEALS951

Since it's Florida,..snip..

Looks like he's going to DisneyLAND, not WORLD.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

doh!!!

[Steve Carlton]

Heigh-ho Hotel

[ossiblue]

Cinderella's Slipper Inn