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Why is today National Ask A Stupid Question Day?

Contribue accordingly but no serious answers please
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Old 09-28-2019, 10:42 AM
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Because yesterday was: "National Provoke an Inquisitive Idiot Day".
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Because yesterday was: "National Provoke an Inquisitive Idiot Day".

LOL you owe me a new keyboard. Mine now has coffee spit all over it.

"There are no dumb questions, only inquisitive idiots."
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Why today? That's a stupid question.
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Asked to me when I worked at a diner in highschool.

"Does the Monterey jack chicken sandwich come with cheese?
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[/stupid answer]

Can you repeat the question please?
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Asked to me when I worked at a diner in highschool.

"Does the Monterey jack chicken sandwich come with cheese?
IDK, what is a Monterrey- Jack Chicken? Here's Chicken Jack:

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Because if it were tomorrow instead we couldn't ask today, could we?
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Every day is national ask a stupid question day
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https://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/1041320-why-aren-t-sasquatch-s-protected-species-list.html#post10607860

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A good question.
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I was on a Scuba Dive boat floating out at sea in Hawaii.



a gal who was updating her dive log book asked "what elevation are we at......"



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0 ft or Sea Level?
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I get this one a lot with our boy/girl twins: “Are they indentical?”
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My favorite dumb question anyone ever asked me:

As we were setting up a viewing of a partial solar eclipse a chick that I worked with asked "so what is getting in the way of the sun?"

Second favorite: In Alabama, in 1974 or 75 at a night club, the newly released Sweet Home Alabama was played. The dance floor flooded with couples dancing. A guy next to me from out of town asked: So, it that a popular song around here?
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