Yo Vash! I gots da good stuff... What you willin ta pay?

You are supposed to use a red one first then a white one that way you know you got it clean back there. LOL

Dave

The depth and breadth of the knowledge base here is amazing. Wikipedia has nothing on PPOT.
I had no idea there was a method to corn-cobbing. I did it wrong for years!

Funniest thing I’ve read today [emoji16]

You can't be serious? Corn cob dildos.....

Hahah. I think you run it down the crack, not up the hole. At least, I sure hope so.

No, no ...
Maybe Dave will explain the process in finer detail. He really seems to know his stuff re corncob hygiene.
Just know you don’t stick the corn cobs in. Imagine playing a harmonica with your butt hole and the corn cob is the harmonica...
(God, I can’t believe I just typed that).

Did you check the garage ?

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That's a much better description than I managed. I'll never forget that description (pretty sure I'll be chuckling about that on my deathbed).

So glad our son bought us a bidet attachment for the master toilet. It works wonders! I go #2 and use maybe 6 squares of TP to dry off. TMI?

Chamois... not just for your car....

I've added a leaf blower so no TP needed

Do you have to like brown cars?

6 squares is wasteful. You need to turn your water pressure up...to 11!

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Works for the dog...

Vash, don't you have some stashed in your camping or hiking or bugout gear?

Oh sh t! :D:D:D

Well, it has been nice knowing you.

The outhouses once used are still in place on our ranch. ..been there since late 1800's. Not corn raising country, we were high desert mountain's. We have modern pumbing and electricity now, got it in the late 40's.

Anyway here's how it worked. Family "Rags"...hung on individual nails, for individual family members, on the backside of the outhouse. A bucket of soapy water, and one rinse bucket at the base of the rag wall. If you ever left a skidded up washrag on a nail, you had to wash the entire families rags. Of course before coming back to the house you went and washed your hands in the creek with a bar of soap.

Winter was a little more bothersome. The soap/rinse buckets were left in the barn, as well as the "winter" rag wall. The livestock, through body heat kept the buckets from freezing.

Easy peazy...just don't forget to wash your rag. And stop all the tear-bagging ya sissy town people.-WW

don't you own a pressure washer??