Kim Jung Un is MIA

[Rawknees'Turbo]

Originally Posted by cabmando

Probably wouldn't work. They'd be onto you due to your skinny jeans.

I'm not sure which of those clothing selections would be more embarrassing to wear in public; the douchebaggery quotient for either of them is off the charts!

[RWebb]

his train is at a resort

or a fake train is at a resort...


or a fake train is at a fake resort...

[smadsen]

I heard he was going to go public with some dirt on Hillary Clinton...

[Bill Douglas]

I've got my fingers crossed.

[rfuerst911sc]

Here's a tin foil hat theory: if he is dead the world may never know . How many body doubles are in their tool shed ? They trot out the next Shemp looking goofball and business as usual the military works the puppet from behind the curtain . As long as the goofball can write bigly beautiful letters who's the wiser .

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by rfuerst911sc

... As long as the goofball can write bigly beautiful letters who's the wiser .

Also heard he wuz a heavy drinker....

So...Trump or Bud?

Bud

[legion]

Now South Korea is walking back claims of his demise.

[epbrown]

This reminds me of Fidel Castro. I've got friends who still insist that guy was dead months before Cuba admitted it.

[GH85Carrera]

Or the Spanish dictator Franco.

[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by legion

It would be best if there is a power struggle and one party reaches out to South Korea for help.

Originally Posted by cabmando

The word on the street is Dennis Rodman.

Originally Posted by cabmando

Be the first time in his life he had anything to do with veggies!

Originally Posted by Aurel

Swiss cheese overdose. These are not forgiving...

Originally Posted by cabmando

Don't be "jelly" raw...

you guys are killin' me!

[Racerbvd]

Originally Posted by smadsen

I heard he was going to go public with some dirt on Hillary Clinton...

[Rawknees'Turbo]

^^^

Fake news!

Notice that the coloring of the envelope is orangish, so that means it's filled with pics of President Trump on top of various hookers from around the world (supplied by Trump himself, as a kind of boast) and the white lettering is Photoshopped!

[McLovin]

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by McLovin

LOL....so he been at the gym for 3 weeks!

[jamesnmlaw]

weight loss surgery?

[aigel]

I read he may be hiding from the COVID. I'd go a step further - could he have it? I mean Johnson had it and it got close to a lot of other heads of state ...

G

[KFC911]

I remember seeing that he had some type of heart procedure several weeks ago.

True....who knows?

[Skytrooper]

Saw in the news that they are warming up his uncle Kim Pyong Il to take his place. Currently under house arrest, but he is Kim Sung Il's last surviving son.....and a man. The article stated that the ruling party would not be backing a female to lead the country.

[rfuerst911sc]

Originally Posted by KC911

I remember seeing that he had some type of heart procedure several weeks ago.

True....who knows?

You mean they were installing one ?

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by rfuerst911sc

You mean they were installing one ?

Just an exploratory procedure...nothing found