Murder in a Tiny Town in Georigia

[red-beard]

Or maybe not...And, dammit, no pictures!

ALLENHURST, Ga. (AP) — It seemed like a major crime for Allenhurst, a town of less than 700 people in southeast Georgia. A female body was spotted by the railroad tracks. Liberty County deputies gathered at the scene and waited for the coroner.

It took a while before they realized the joke was on them: The corpse was actually a sex doll.

Detective Mike Albritton said officers found the female humanoid Tuesday afternoon, WSAV-TV reported. Under department policy, deputies can’t touch a dead body until the coroner arrives.

Once the coroner came to the scene, detectives began checking the body for injuries and immediately realized it was a sex doll. Detectives said it was anatomically correct, with realistic features and was fully dressed.

It’s unclear whether authorities will investigate. Albritton said he’s never encountered a incident like this.

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https://www.click2houston.com/news/national/2020/07/18/cheeky-corpse-detectives-discover-body-is-actually-sex-doll/

[crb07]

DNA test, then write someone up for littering?

[RWebb]

was it sentient?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cN8sJz50Ng

[masraum]

Seriously, all of those folks standing around and then no photos? I'll bet they all had quite a chuckle. Hopefully, no one is looking for mood lighting in the evidence room.

[Aurel]

Will the Sheriff end up using it?

[Bill Douglas]

Detectives said it was anatomically correct, with realistic features and was fully dressed.

Can't have been any good if it was found dumped AND fully dressed.

[URY914]

We got that beat here in Florida....

https://www.tampabay.com/news/breaking-news/2020/07/18/three-men-dead-in-polk-county-triple-homicide-sheriff-says/

[Sooner or later]

Chalk up another Georgia Covid death.

[Mike80911]

Thank god they did not give it mouth to mouth. Imagine where her mouth has been.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by Sooner or later

Chalk up another Georgia Covid death.

Hahahahaha! That’s good.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by masraum

Seriously, all of those folks standing around and then no photos? I'll bet they all had quite a chuckle. Hopefully, no one is looking for mood lighting in the evidence room.

"Smooth operator....mmmmmmm...smooooth operator......"

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Aurel

Will the Sheriff end up using it?

With the Civil Forfeiture laws, it may become police property...

[93nav]

Hey, just wondering how the hospital is holding up. Are you guys using any of the aditional capacity you added?

Originally Posted by URY914

We got that beat here in Florida....

https://www.tampabay.com/news/breaking-news/2020/07/18/three-men-dead-in-polk-county-triple-homicide-sheriff-says/

[URY914]

Originally Posted by 93nav

Hey, just wondering how the hospital is holding up. Are you guys using any of the aditional capacity you added?

Yes we are actually. We opened one of our field hospitals with 20 beds to begin with. Currently have 145 positive patients in the system.

[RWebb]

good thing he dumped it before something really bad happened....

[93nav]

Thanks for the reply/info. Hope all goes well and stay safe.

Originally Posted by URY914

Yes we are actually. We opened one of our field hospitals with 20 beds to begin with. Currently have 145 positive patients in the system.

[Arizona_928]

Originally Posted by URY914

We got that beat here in Florida....

https://www.tampabay.com/news/breaking-news/2020/07/18/three-men-dead-in-polk-county-triple-homicide-sheriff-says/

That's horrible