Touchy feely mechanic

[Bill Douglas]

A lady friend of mine always wants to do big hugs. Normally, yes, great, a nice breasty sort of hug. But she wears some sort of perfume or makeup that makes my nose violently itchy straight away.

So when I see her I do a "Great to see you, how are you?" and I shake hands. it works, you can't really hug someone who is shaking hands.

I'm sure this would suit the lady with the mechanic friend.

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Originally Posted by stevej37

What if the roles are reversed?
My financial advisor, a lady approx my age, always gives me hugs when I go to her office.
I take no offence of it...I kinda like it.

Yeah, but she has to give your dingleling a big grab with her hand and bit of tug to make it count. Tell her that's how it should be done

[RWebb]

just send the guy this:

Have we discussed garage hand cleaner ?