I'm rich!

[red-beard]

UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION
1775 K ST NW # 400
WASHINGTON D.C., DC 20006-1500, UNITED STATES

Dear Email Owner/Fund Beneficiary,

COMPENSATION FUNDS PAYMENT ORDER

This is to inform you that, we have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Africa with the help of the Organization of African Unity (OAU), the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and FBI. We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of African countries and Europe, which includes (Nigeria, United Kingdom, Spain,Ghana, Cameroon and Senegal) and they are all in Government custody now, they will appear at International Criminal Court (ICC) Hague (UNITED STATE) ((NEW ZEALAND) soon for Criminal/Fraud Justice.During the course of our investigation, we have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists.


The United Nations Anti-Crime Commission and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) have ordered that the money recovered from the Scammers to be shared among the Lucky victim around the World for compensation. This Email/Letter is been directed to you because your email address and country name (UNITED STATE) was found in one of the scammer Artists file and computer hard-disk while the investigation, maybe you have been scammed. You are therefore being compensated with the sum of US$5,500,000.00 US$) .

We have arranged your payment to be paid to you through ATM Master card. To receive the above fund, you are therefore advised to contact the (HERRING BANK Agent) who will delivered your ATM card to your home addess we have advised the Agent to open a private email address with a new number as to enable us to monitor this payment and the communications to avoid further delay or misdirection of your fund. Kindly contact the disbursing Agent now with the below details:

Compensation Fund Unit.
Name: Mr.Danny Skarda
Contact Email: (herringbnkonline@gmail.com)
Tel: +1 (904) 206 7138

Contact him now and forward the below details to him: And follow the instructions. so you we get your fund immediately.

1. Your Full Name:
2. Your Age:
3. Occupation:
4. Cell/Mobile Number:
5. Home Address:
6. Country:
7. Sex:

Yours in Service.
MR. ANTONIO GUTERRES
United Nations Funds Investigation Unit.

[KFC911]

I so happy for your new found wealth... Cousin James

[GH85Carrera]

Wait, that means you were once before scammed out of money to be on the list.

You might be careful, it sounds like a likely scam.

[Tidybuoy]

So nice to be a "Lucky Victim"

[sammyg2]

it's good to be from the UNITED STATE.
And they getting dumber, or just lazier?

[Noah930]

Some people have all the luck! Congrats!

[biosurfer1]

Originally Posted by red-beard

Dear Email Owner

The only thing I can think of more generic than that would be "Dear Alive Human"

[RWebb]

you could have some fun with a burner phone...

[cabmandone]

[wdfifteen]

1. Your Full Name: It's the same as when I'm hungry.
2. Your Age: Aquarius
3. Occupation: Right now I'm occupied with this questionnaire
4. Cell/Mobile Number: I'm on my 4th one. It's an iPhone X
5. Home Address: I like my wife & kids to address me as "Sir"
6. Country: Nah, Rock N'Roll
7. Sex: As often as possible

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

1. Your Full Name: It's the same as when I'm hungry.
2. Your Age: Aquarius
3. Occupation: Right now I'm occupied with this questionnaire
4. Cell/Mobile Number: I'm on my 4th one. It's an iPhone X
5. Home Address: I like my wife & kids to address me as "Sir"
6. Country: Nah, Rock N'Roll
7. Sex: As often as possible

LOL... you give them way more thought & effort than I do.

Btw the answer to #7 is: Infrequently .

Can't remember the commedian I got that one from....but it's two words.

In frequently

[Brando]

I am was a Bitcoin Billionaire...

[pete3799]

Does this mean you're not running for president any more?

[red-beard]

No, it empowers me!

[livi]

Smashing!