What I Want is Monkeys

[RWebb]

monetize nihilistic sophistry

[MRM]

Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by MRM

Monkey's are a useful form of currency except that they are notoriously difficult to divide when it comes time to make change.

Fortunately, the government has developed a new program to stabilize the currency and raise all the money needed to cover Covid recovery spending without raising taxes by selling all the superfluous apostrophe's in Tabs' prophecies and the other predictions of impending peril on PPOTBBS. The Fed projects a balanced budget in just a few years' worth of posts now that harvesting has begun in earnest.

Acht zo Digital Apostrophe's are going to become the new fiat currency in the world.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Second page in and nobody has posted this????

STEP IT UP FOLKS!!!!

[GH85Carrera]

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[RWebb]

monkeys always makes me think of der Lubemaster - Mike had an unusual fear of monkeys eating his face off

[john70t]

He wasn't wrong, you know.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by RWebb

monkeys always makes me think of der Lubemaster - Mike had an unusual fear of monkeys eating his face off

This one time, in Band Camp...

[Por_sha911]

[smadsen]

Not my monkey, not my circus.