Twins

[red-beard]

So there are these two twin women that are supposed to be the most identical twins in the world. They purposely eat, drink, exercise, dress exactly the same. They went to the same classes, college, etc. Needless to say, they might be called crazy.

So enter discussions of their dating life. They even dated twin boys at one point. But it was never really right. They always wanted to be "on the date" together. Confusing?

So now they have settled on sharing one man.

Somehow I started discussing this with Mrs. Beard. And after going through all of the above, she exclaimed: "What guy would want to have two twins?"

I said: "Uh, all of them?"

Thoughts?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8126221/Worlds-identical-twins-share-bed-boyfriend-reveal-eat-day.html

[vash]

i'd settle for sisters..

or a mom and daughter..

at this point, who am i kidding? a mom OR a daughter

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by vash

i'd settle for sisters..

or a mom and daughter..

at this point, who am i kidding? a mom OR a daughter

LOL... no twin sammich for you.... NEXT!

[stevej37]

I never thought it would happen to me.....

[flatbutt]

They maintain those Kardashian butts on one meal a day?

[pete3799]

Dear Penthouse.....

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by pete3799

Dear Penthouse.....

I'm a student at a small midwestern university....

[masraum]

Just for a short time. I have no desire for that kind of crazy on a long term basis.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by masraum

Just for a short time. I have no desire for that kind of crazy.

You can talk to your doctor and they can give you injections for low-T

[masraum]

I just checked the link. That pair just doesn't do it for me. Sure, they are objectively hot, just not my type.

And I'm calling BS on the one meal a day and hours of working out unless the meal is 3000 calories and the working out mostly revolves around prancing around a gym trying to ensure that everyone is watching them.

[RWebb]

they become stressed when they can't exercise

[MBAtarga]

Originally Posted by red-beard

So there are these two twin women that are supposed to be the most identical twins in the world.

So just TWO TWIN women - not THREE TRIPLETS of FOUR QUADRUPLETS?

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by masraum

I just checked the link. That pair just doesn't do it for me.

Those two give me the creeps. Twice the maintenance without a discernible add.

[1990C4S]

I never thought it would be ideal to have a second woman there to complain about my performance.

[RWebb]

How can you Celebrate Diversity with just identical twins??

unless...

unless there were multiple sets of identical twins...

[Bill Douglas]

Yuck.

I wouldn't want anything to do with either - or both.


However... When I was a schoolboy I dated a twin called Janet. One day I went around to her house and she called out "With you shortly..." and her identical twin came into the room wearing Janet's clothes, and sat on the couch next to me and said "So what are we doing this evening?" So I started kissing Janine and giving her a very hands on cuddle, and said "I was thinking a movie?" i thought this could end badly so did a "See you later about seven." and left. They never let on they played a trick on me, and I was absolutely delighted to get my hands on the other one too.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by Seahawk

Those two give me the creeps.

Agree

[RWebb]

Is it the silicone?

or that they both did exactly the same ... ah.. silconeization?

[john70t]

Vapid, irascible, introverted, demanding, synthetic, wenches.

[Rusty Heap]

from The Shining...............

"Come play with us"