Yeah

[stomachmonkey]

Me: I'm setting up recurring delivery on that thing, We can do 2 weeks, 3 weeks, 1 month, 6 weeks, 7 weeks, 2 months etc... what'ya want?

Wife: Yeah

[Steve Carlton]

Sure

[wdfifteen]

No.

[911 Rod]

What ever ......

[javadog]

You’ve lived with women how long and just now discovered that this tendency exists?

Lol...

[Nostril Cheese]

padded toilet seats are the worst

[GH85Carrera]

Was she reading a book or intently watching TV? She sure was not paying attention to the conversation.

Try it again, only tell her you are going to install a new man cave basement with a keg of beer and 90 inch TV and ask is that OK?

Oh, and be sure you record it all.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese

padded toilet seats are the worst

No. Tiny Toilets

[Baz]

What's a wife? (no green font)

[porsche930dude]

Actually I think with most guys its the other way around. If i cant answer with a yes or no you are asking the question wrong.

[Nostril Cheese]

Originally Posted by red-beard

No. Tiny Toilets

Id rather a tiny toilet than sitting down and dried urine air going out like pfffffffffffffft....

[javadog]

Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese

Id rather a tiny toilet than sitting down and dried urine air going out like pfffffffffffffft....

WTF does that even mean?

[javadog]

Originally Posted by Baz

What's a wife? (no green font)

You make an increasingly valid point.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by javadog

WTF does that even mean?

I guess you've never sat on a padded toilet seat

[Seahawk]

Get up offa' that thing, then you'll feel better...

[stevej37]

answer her with..."alright, alright, alright"
She'll be all over you. (in a good way)

[javadog]

Originally Posted by red-beard

I guess you've never sat on a padded toilet seat

I guess not.

It was the “dried urine air“ that confused me. Never had any of that, either.

I will say that, once you have purchased a toilet of the proper length, those little short bastards have no use, at all.

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese

Id rather a tiny toilet than sitting down and dried urine air going out like pfffffffffffffft....

What? What species are you married to??

[1990C4S]

My wife wasn't feeling well a few nights ago, I said to her 'If you need anything in the night wake me up, I will get it'.

She says 'You're basically useless, there's nothing I'm going to need you for'.

I said 'I know, that's why I offered'.

Good thing she has a sense of humor...

[Nostril Cheese]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

What? What species are you married to??

platypus. But she urinates outdoors