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Florida man found...
The real Florida man!
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Wow... I thought that picture was a joke!
 Florida man with state tattooed on forehead calls 911 for ride home https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-with-state-tattooed-on-forehead-calls-911-for-ride-home
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Well that's a relief! That "Florida man" has been in the news a lot! He's got some splainin ta do!
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I'd like to stick a pin in all the places I've visited in FL.
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Harry Potter's brother ?
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Needs to rotate it about 180 degrees.
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Now, this would be a story if that were a birth mark and not a tattoo!
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Couldn’t afford a ride home but had 300 bucks to bail out?
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Whoopsies I was banned!!!
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Most likely someone from a Georgia town that borders the FLA state line. He was gonna get a Georgia state tatt, but when the shop said for a limited time only, the Florida tatt could be paid using one's EBT card, well that settled the decision..... |
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Sadly every state has dim bulbs like this guy . What is going on in your life that say's this is a great decision to have this tat on your forehead ????? Very shallow end of a polluted gene pool .
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What if he moves to Texas?
And then to Montana? His whole forehead will be covered. Maybe move to R.I. next.
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By golly, with that forehead, he left enough room for the whole Eastern seaboard !
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Maybe he could have his tattoo artist give him outlines of the rest of the US, then when he gets arrested in a state, the tattoo artist just fills in the outline. Like those sticker maps I used to see on camp trailers.
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I think it looks terrific on him!
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I've posted this before, but in case you missed it... it's from the FX show "Atlanta."
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Hey Byron
What is it with Florida, or are the residents just being singled out?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/florida-mom-shows-up-to-middle-school-in-boxing-glove-to-fight-daughter-s-classmate-says-it-was-glued-on/ar-BB1eVtuZ?ocid=msedgntp
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