When did cucumbers become cool?

[vash]

Originally Posted by cabmando

I was sitting in my tree stand about 60 yards from where my friend was in his stand. He texts me and tells me that something is shining like a diamond in a goats ass on my bow. I almost fell out of my stand.

love it!!!


i'm so going to use this one.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by cabmando

I was sitting in my tree stand about 60 yards from where my friend was in his stand. He texts me and tells me that something is shining like a diamond in a goats ass on my bow. I almost fell out of my stand.

I would have removed the diamond from the goat's ass that was hanging from my bow

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by KC911

I would have removed the diamond from the goat's ass that was hanging from my bow

You'd think it would be just that easy wouldn't ya? Hell no! I can't find the goat, the ass or the diamond. I'm just sitting there looking at my bow with this perplexed look on my face.

[vash]

Originally Posted by cabmando

You'd think it would be just that easy wouldn't ya? Hell no! I can't find the goat, the ass or the diamond. I'm just sitting there looking at my bow with this perplexed look on my face.

the right move would have to checked your safety harness, stood up, turned your back in friends direction, pulled down pants and shown him your Chocolate Starfish.

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by vash

the right move would have to checked your safety harness, stood up, turned your back in friends direction, pulled down pants and shown him your Chocolate Starfish.

I think a text reading "can you see it now" might be fitting too. But if he says yes that becomes reason for concern.