When did cucumbers become cool?

[KFC911]

....and why ?

Pickles don't count!

[cabmandone]

I think it was sometime after the other side of the pillow did but I'm not sure. The cucumber could have become cool long before the other side of the pillow did.

[masraum]

I guess Glen decided not to post...

I'm voting the cucumber came before the other side of the pillow.

Is this like the "chicken and the egg" question?

[Sooner or later]

1732

A New Song of New Similies
by John Gay

My passion is as mustard strong;
I sit all sober sad;
Drunk as a piper all day long,
Or like a March-hare mad.

Round as a hoop the bumpers flow;
I drink, yet can't forget her;
For, though as drunk as David's sow,
I love her still the better.

Pert as a pear-monger I'd be,
If Molly were but kind;
Cool as a cucumber could see
The rest of womankind.

Like a stuck pig I gaping stare,
And eye her o'er and o'er;
Lean as a rake with sighs and care;
Sleek as a mouse before,

Plump as a partridge was I known,
And soft as silk my skin
My cheeks as fat as butter grown;
But as a groat now thin!

[vash]

about the same time we figured out a witch's tit is cold?

[aschen]

When they started smoking cigs, listening to metal, and running with the rough crowd

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by vash

about the same time we figured out a witch's tit is cold?

Is that with or without the brass bra? I think without the brass bra they're less cold than a cucumber and possibly not as cold as the other side of the pillow. But that could just be a rumor started by cucumber and pillow lovers.

[KFC911]

How did these "sayings" spread before the Internet?

Colder than a "WTIABB" has been around since I was a kid .... WTF is a brass bra?

Pics please

[JackDidley]

After the other side of the pillow but before a welldiggers ass.

[cabmandone]

I'm betting someone from Canada came up with cold as balls. Them guys up North are weird.

[Sooner or later]

"Shines like a diamond in a goats ass!"

[vash]

Originally Posted by Sooner or later

"Shines like a diamond in a goats ass!"

hahahhahhaha..

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by Sooner or later

"Shines like a diamond in a goats ass!"

I NEVER understood that one. A good friend says that all the time. I said "where in the hell do you have to go to find goats with diamonds in their ass?"

[cabmandone]

And someday I wanna meet the original Billy Badass.

[mattdavis11]

Right around the same time the frogs ass got tight, water tight.

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by mattdavis11

Right around the same time the frogs ass got tight, water tight.

Is that tighter than something you can bounce a quarter off of?

[rusnak]

The water was cold! Shrinkage !!

[vash]

Originally Posted by cabmando

I NEVER understood that one. A good friend says that all the time. I said "where in the hell do you have to go to find goats with diamonds in their ass?"

I can barely contain myself until the moment I see something shiny that needs commenting!

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by vash

I can barely contain myself until the moment I see something shiny that needs commenting!

I was sitting in my tree stand about 60 yards from where my friend was in his stand. He texts me and tells me that something is shining like a diamond in a goats ass on my bow. I almost fell out of my stand.

[thor66]

I blame Gweneth Palltrow.