Don’t you hate it when you don’t have a condom…

[A930Rocket]

A man had died after using strong glue ‘to seal off his penis’ in a drug-fuelled romp with his girlfriend because they didn’t have a condom.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-tragically-dies-after-using-glue-to-seal-off-penis/news-story/18db3fa55edcc40425396414f119e7f2

[flatbutt]

At times like that we had to use our heads.

[HobieMarty]

If that isn't a candidate for a Darwin Award then I dont know what is. Good grief!!!

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[SCadaddle]

Wow. Every expoxy glue I've ever mixed and applied to something got really HOT as it began to cure.

[porsche4life]

The most amazing thing about that headline is that it doesn’t start with “Florida Man”

[Pazuzu]

Died from glue, yes.

Died from putting glue on his penis, no.

Died from snorting glue before and after putting it on his penis, yes.


Remember, we were all one small mistake from dying young when we were sniffing airplane glue while making models...

[craigster59]

I'd have tried a golf tee first, then moved on to the JB Weld....

[SCadaddle]

Originally Posted by Pazuzu

Died from glue, yes.

Died from putting glue on his penis, no.

Died from snorting glue before and after putting it on his penis, yes.


Remember, we were all one small mistake from dying young when we were sniffing airplane glue while making models...

Yeah, I was of the generation that my Mom would yell at me for the smell of the glue and then suddenly wondered why the "new" glue that smelled like lemons or oranges didn't work worth a damn!

[SCadaddle]

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by craigster59

I'd have tried a golf tee first, then moved on to the JB Weld....

If he’d have used JB weld he could have gone all night. Or she could have gone on without him. 🤣

[porsche4life]

He should have used herculiner. Apparently putting that on your hootus won’t kill you.

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by A930Rocket

A man had died after using strong glue ‘to seal off his penis’ in a drug-fuelled romp with his girlfriend because they didn’t have a condom.

Somebody once said, "You can't fix stupid." Maybe this story shows it can be done... he won't ever do anything else stupid.

[cabmandone]

[Bob Kontak]

Willie Wonka was a bastard for using a fat boy to "pig" his chocolate lines.

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by HobieMarty

If that isn't a candidate for a Darwin Award then I dont know what is. Good grief!!!

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100% a full member in the Darwin club.

[KFC911]

What's worse .... needing one when ya don't have one ... or having one when ya don't need one?

Duct tape !

[ckelly78z]

This is why I prefer the pearl necklace approach.

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by KC911

What's worse .... needing one when ya don't have one ... or having one when ya don't need one?

Duct tape !

At my high school a few of the "cool" boys carried one in their jeans rear pocket and worked on getting the faded outline to show up. I thought that was the dumbest thing ever and no dad anywhere would let you near their daughter with that wear pattern on your jeans.

One of my good friends owns a pharmacy and I get my prescriptions there. He has been in business almost 50 years and seen a lot of customers. He raised two daughters. He loved when some pimple faced boy came in a tried to ask for a prophylactic, and try to pronounce that in a quiet tone. He would speak in a normal voice and ask if they wanted small medium or large and their eyes always got big, and they always asked for the large.

[Bob Kontak]

[dewolf]

He didn't cum...he went.