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Middle name 'Fokking'
Married his high school sweetheart 'Amber Gold'.
Divorced 7 years later when he knocked up that slut 'Cherry Redd'. 
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When I worked for the bank there was a message for me to phone Sue Glue.
She said "Yeah, I'm Sue Glue - I married the wrong guy, what do ya want?" |
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I have met “Jet Black” in Portland. Perhaps the same guy? Funny.
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My wife's maiden last name: Horny. I kid you not. Originally from Alsace where it was Horney.
Her dad is named Ben. No joke
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Matthew - drove Nurburgring with wipers on and no rain 1969 911E SOLD  2002 996 Cabrio 1995 993 Carrera 4 SOLD 2004 Land Rover Discovery II G4 Edition (Sold )
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We were at some grade school thing for my daughter - band, or a class play or something - and I heard one of the parents there holler out "hey ranger! charger! - stop running around and sit down and behave"
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09-14-2021, 02:37 PM
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09-14-2021, 02:56 PM
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an ex -girl friend went to a gyno in the DC metro area whose name is or was Harry C Beaver
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'86 944T black/red, chip, fuchs 8's and 9's- Sold '97 Boxster silver/red, big mistake - Sold '99 C2, silver/black, RoW M030 - sold "69 912 white w/ '86 3.2L (like the pic, just not the pic) |
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GF was telling her cousin the latest thing with family names is to combine the two surnames; for instance we are the Bouglas family. Her cousin Coombes and partner Mr Bunt didn't think that was a good idea.
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When I worked for the DoE, we had a secretary, Kimberly Chee.
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We had a family of drag racers here with the last name, Silva. The kids were named Sterling, Quick and Hi-Ho.
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09-14-2021, 07:34 PM
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Worked for a Jim Hook once. He was a Captain in the Navy.
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09-14-2021, 07:40 PM
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"Wayne Kerr Motors" - Sounds like a warning... lol
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Respected import mechanic in town was Harold Dick. ALWAYS Harold.
After he died I put it together... |
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Had a professor in college who's parents gave him the middle name of "Boring." He was a retired Army Coronel who worked on Stillwell's staff for a time during WWII. Anything but boring.
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In college I dated a girl, last name Cox. Her friend and roommate had the last name Sceamen.
Yes...it was a room filled with cox and sceamen.
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09-14-2021, 08:56 PM
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I had a high school classmate named Ivory White....yep he was Black.
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09-15-2021, 03:57 AM
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Peter Holder was a classmate, his father was Richard.
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