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How would sitting in the shower be more efficient? I am never in there long enough to sit
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Exactly. And so many people don't.
At high school our teacher played a trick/life lesson on us. He said "Right, this exam you have sixty minutes. Spend five minutes reading the entire document, then start." Most of us kids in our infinite wisdom ripped into answering the questions, confident that we had an extra five minutes that the other fools lost by reading it first. After we finished question 20 and reached the end we read "Choose and answer six questions." Haha, it has set me up well for life. Thanks teacher. |
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When "creating " something, I will draw the project in three stages: perspective, overall to scale and details. This allows me to see potential problems and design them out before I cut material.
Also I have learned , like others here, to Stop and think things over before I (hopefully) screw things up too badly. Even with a lot of planning I often find the finished product does not resemble the initial rendering. Best Les
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When 'designing' stuff on fast cars my trick is to think of every imaginable way I can 'f**k it up' or how 'it can f**k up' and then I try to avoid falling into the traps I thought of
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On behalf of Technical Writers everywhere, we thank you.
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I don't let my wife help me do anything.
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Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me!?
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I was actually moonlighting as a joke writer for the (Greaseman) radio show, and he invited me to "Play the Quiz! Let's spin the prize wheel, (tock-tock-tock) Oh WOW! Today's prize is a Suitcase Full of Diamonds!! Okay, now tell me, what is the difference between senile and infantile?'
(.01 microseconds later) BZZZZT! "Oh too late! Okay, what is the difference between senile and infantile? The size of the diaper!"
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I've heard the use of soap actually will increase the likelihood of rust forming. Soap absorbs moisture. Instead - I've got a plastic yogurt cup that I filled up with a toilet bowl wax ring (beeswax). I just dip the screw into the wax and then install.
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So it is more efficient for your wife.
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My biggest "trick" is to take a LOT of pictures of things as a take them apart. My iPhone has an amazing camera, and it really helps to see small things or know for sure how something goes back together.
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Translated...."A man's gotta know his limitations!"
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