How many nit-wits does it take ...

[KFC911]

...to out smart a half-wit?

Asking for a friend

[Dantilla]

I don't know, but if you send a dumb ass to college, you just end up with a smart ass

[Eric Hahl]

And duct tape can't fix stupid but it can muffle it.

[KFC911]

LOL .... hey .... this thread ain't about me

[Gogar]

[stevej37]

via GIPHY

[Zeke]

We need to know how many nits in wit.

[Steve Carlton]

I'd say 5. There's 8 nits in a wit, so a half wit is 4.

I might be thinking ounces and pints though. Never mind.

[KFC911]

There are 8 bits in a byte, and two bytes in a word .... so it's somewhere between 0 and 1

[Eric Hahl]

But how many bytes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, oh wait, that's licks, and its 3.

[sc_rufctr]

Pic test...

EDIT: Nope... I'm either a nit wit or there's something wrong with uploading pictures!

[herr_oberst]

He didn't say 'welllll doggie', he said "wheeee, doggie"

[stevej37]

^^^ That's not what it says...check your speeling.

[Bill Douglas]

How many nit-wits does it take ...to out smart a half-wit?

Nit-wits, half-wits. I think I'd rather be a nit-wit if I had to choose.

[Steve Carlton]

You might be better off with half a wit vs no wit.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nitwit

[Rusty Heap]

What if the Wit isn't too bright?

doesn't that make him a dim-wit?

[KFC911]

^^^^ Hmmm ... now it gets even more complicated...

I just know one thing fer sure.... it's

Wheeee Dawgies!

[stevej37]

^^^
Say it out loud using your best 'Jed Clampett' voice. You should hear a faint 'el' at the end.

[KFC911]

Yer not gonna change 5 decades of "wheeee dawgies" here .... I've said it way more times than I've ever watched the show!

[Rikao4]

last week SA...
@Court House..
while waiting to hear about Jury Duty..

Rika