hmmm perhaps your queen should push her way from the table...

Wait, you mean there are going to be expenses to have your own Gruppe? Sounds to me like you might need to implement a membership fee. Wow, that free Gruppe idea lasted an entire day. I believe that Mr9146 called a Gruppe without membership dues "amateurish". How could someone so young have such foresight?

Well here are a couple of pictures of my Gruppe B (b@st@ard) 71. I will have to take some new ones since some small changes have been made since these were taken (Durant mirrors & chrome trim rings).
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...031%20copy.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads/P8060175.jpg

...just for his highness:D

we need the money to pay for your wife,s suntan racea911 :D

Good Lord could we please stop posting that picture?!?!:eek:

I don't need no stinkin number....I am the Deuce....a man of wealth and taste...and I alone strike fear into the hearts of the R Gruppe...all I have to do is show up and they cower in their boots by thinking I am up to something....There is only one thing I answer to under heaven and earth and thats allmighty Gawd...

Uhm guys, I live in Huntington Beach, California. I can assure you, there are no chicks that look like that here. That beauty has gotta be a corn-fed midwestern girl if I ever saw one, and I saw too many when I lived in Illinois:eek:

Posting wife jokes about a picture like that is just way too easy. You gotta do better than that. The comedy department in Gruppe B seems to already be very well taken care of by #001 and #002. Those guys are killing me.

Now for the rest of you, please lets try and stick to humor that contains some. ;)

race- I think you might be right. You would be hard pressed to find one of those heffers in SoCal let alone on the west coast. If they are here I have yet to see them in the SB area.
And yes, someone please strike that picture from all hard drives!!!

ya mean that's NOT someone sitting in a bean-bag/cottage-cheese chair!?:eek:

Yeah, lets keep the pic posting Porsche related. We dont want to have this thread kicked into an OT area.

May I suggest we adopt as the official drink of GruppeB a quirky, but quite satisfying wine named "Fat Bastard"? (Quirky but satisfying ... sound like something we all enjoy driving?? ;) ) To top it off, it's from France none the less!! Mon Dieu! Check out the link to their site:

http://www.fatbastard.com/

The creators of those wines have as much fun with them as we do with our GruppeB machines - we're sympatico!

Cheers!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pint1.gif

This thread has the most replies since the begining of pelican 911 tech BBS history. GruppeB...It's a fact.

I think that says something about the passion we have for Porsche motor cars and the need to share the hobby with others.

AGAIN THANKS TO WAYNE!

LONG LIVE GRUPPE B!

Length
 

I have square and not-so-square ...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads/gar1sm.jpg

Shweet RAY!

Nice photo Ray! Hey Wayne, PP ought to sell 3' square cardboard garage floor protectors printed with the Pelican logo!

The "protector" under the black 911S is a COCO entry mat from Menards. It must have a gallon in it by now! Not bad for the price.

Maybe we can pay for the web fees that way! Bulk buy of COCO mats, silkscreen the Grupe B logo, and sell to members for a buck or two over cost. Much more classy than cardboard.

If your bastard doesn't leak ;) you could use it as a welcome mat.

I could use a welcome mat, that's a very cool idea.

Maybe its because I am an AMERICAN that I find racea911's claim to be king so distasteful. Anyone who keeps claiming kingship certainly turns me off. You gotta earn a title in my world and #001 earned his title by being the instigator of all of this foolishness. In summary, #001 was the first to provide a rallying point for all of us who have felt second class amongst this PP group. Royalty doesn't much care for second class now do they? So, long live #001, you have my undying support, meager as it is.

#007 (AKA, Troy)

Beloved #001,

In my name, please use a lowercase s, a lowercase b and an underline between g and b. You should know that being picky is mandatory for reaching bastard perfection.

Alain

Holy Crap!!!

#001 has more posts in this one thread than many members do on the entire BBS. 119 so far!

In a land, long long ago, an outsider and his hord of barbarians were carried across the mystical waters of Castrolia onto her shores.....resistant natives and chivalrous knights drove them back into the sea. Victorious stood the natives...with their true King on their proud shoulders..Hail to the King..Hail O'might No. 1...Wuf! Wuf!

Beware R Guppies and SCWDPoopers... the beast might wake up as well...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads/beast.jpg

Here's the battle...

http://www.whootis.com/stuff/eq_ogre_battle.mpeg

Alain

I am humbled by your loyal praise, but all I have done is wake the sleeping giant which is now known and always shall be.... GRUPPE B! I bow down before my loyal followers and consider them as comrads and not mere subjects.

Spoken like a true King..the People's King! Wuf! Wuf!

Wuf! Wuf!

http://www.threepointsix.com/luckypunk.JPG

Wuf! Wuf!

EXCELLENT! Very nice Smitty! Wuf! Wuf!

FYI: I am meeting up with some Pelicans tonight, I shall do my best to entice them into Gruppe B order! I have printed out my custom made sticker for proud mount on the window of my trusty steed, Bastard.

Excellent #002. Do your best to convey our message of hope (and tell'em we have a great website coming soon) The best time for full invasion will be after the site is operational which will not be too far off.

Hey, you guys can have Tabs. The R Gruppe wants nothing to do with him. To be perfectly frank, we see him for the social pariah that he is and therefore put him on constant ignore. Although, he does seem to have more than a pea brain because some of his comments are actually ... and I hate myself for saying this ... actually good.:(

Oh, and that wrinkled @$$ chick with the butt floss couldn't be the wife of a Porsche owner ... her tank @$$ wouldn't fit in the Recaros. Man, that thing wasHUGE!!! :eek:

Mr914,
We don't want Tabs we already have racea911. and yes, HUGE is an understatement. My brain still hurts.

Hey Gruppe B'ers...

Nice of you to finally get a "gruppe" of your own. I am comfortable in my own "orientation" (SCWDP... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) That I can even suggest a slogan for you:

2"B"1ASK1

(Yeah, I know it's lifted from the Shriners, but THEIR cars would fit in perfect with your gruppe)

Good luck, and see you on the Battlefield!

Muhahahahahahaha!

Chuck
SCWDP faithful!

I look forward to converting you clnilsen......and you know I will. It will begin with sleepless nights, then your performance at work will begin to fail, then your car will begin causing you sufferage. all these things will fall upon you until at last you give in and make the commitment to...GRUPPE B. Think of your family..do it for them!

LOL

I am off to check the status of the red queen. Oh yeah and to let the dog out.:)
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads/playin45.JPG

Long live the Underdogs!!!:D Wuf! Wuf!

YO Johncj8989...is it true that U don't want me either, as Thrownhammer indicates?

Shawn your pm box is full.....empty it out so I can pm you.

Thus my claim of being a TRUE REBEL or ROGUE is further affirmed by Mr9146 the R Gruppes esteemed and leading intellectual. As such I am a True Rebel/ Rogue and not one of those Phoney ones you can find hanging around any Porsche Website.

Okay, #003 has let me look into getting stickers. With Gruppe B's approval this is what we will have.
Inside static window stickers (like the ones you get at those oil change places that you might take your non-Gruppe B car to only stickier) on clear backing with the Gruppe B sunburst logo. Sticker size will be 1-3/8"X3-1/2" with the logo being 3/4"X3-3/8". Lettering to be white.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads/GRUPPEBsun2.jpg

We should have stickers in about 2 weeks.

#002 has let me persue aquiring shirts as he helps formulate the battle plan. The same logo will go on the shirts. Location of logo to be determined by the Gruppe B following. Tees to be short sleeved BeefyT with the logo the same size as stickers. Suggestions on where to place the logoare welcome and encouraged by all Gruppe B members.

Are cause is just
Wuf Wuf

Is it feasible to put it on the left of the front as well as on the back? So they can see us coming and going!!

And that is awesome looking.