racea911 quote "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but Gruppe B is already being called "The B Team" in other circles."
Racea911 you have been blinded by the truth for you see we ARE "The B Team"!!! We are the leftover forgotten ones! We will launch a counterattack against the pulled stud thermal reactor conspiracy like the world has never seen!!!
http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/drummer.gif Oh yeah and we are getting cool stickers!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

well said Shawn...so do you have your SC flared Beast back yet?

Today after work. The bill is gonna be around $200-250 including the tow to the shop. You know I have galvanized backseats too!

I have planted a seed on Rennlist. May they see the lite before it is too late!;)

Another day dawns and new chapters are to be written. Its is obvious that our words of wisdom have faired well on the electronic winds. They are being heard and they are being understood. but alas I must tell you that I come to this new day injured, yes injured as I am victim this day of a dog attack to my stomach region and am in great pain. (and no this isnt a joke it hurts like hell!)

And this occured while tending to my trusty Porsche chariot. Is this a message from the RGruppe Gods? A warning that any attempts to overthrow their alliance will be met with the dogs of war? I say it will take more than wild beast to turn me from my chosen path. Send all the evil creatures of the night if you wish and I will not be swayed! (but I am going to get some pain meds cause my a@@ is killing me!)

GRUPPE B!!

#001 on heavy pain meds...This is gonna be a fun day!:D
An attack from the very animal we have chosen as our mascot? Be glad we didn't choose Spawn as our mascot. I think you would not of fared so well...;)
Almost forgot...Wuf!Wuf!

Racea911 and the rest:

In my anti-Racea911-as-king post, I too was joking. I am sorry my sense of humor is so very dry that the humor was lost on most of you. Please understand, this is my Gruppe, and with it, I am well pleased.

Long live #001,

Troy (#007)

The enemy has planted one of their hounds within the palace walls! Very clever to insert one of your trained pooper dogs into our pack of WUF hounds...our leader has been injured! No. 1 has been JNJURED! Quick! Mobilize the advance troops into the palace yard and route out the evil b!t(h that sinkth her teeth into our fearless leader. His survival is proof of his mighty strength..alone he fought off the b!t(h hound....He will ride again!

(Seriously, that sucks John...I hope you will feel better soon.)

Good work #002. But remember..... It is important for them to give themselves in free spirit not under the influence of spirits(LOL). But is sure couldnt hurt right?!?!? I suddenly see visions of Saint Pauly Girl Cladded Beer Wenches serving our trusty warriors after a long day at battle.

#003 I shall be anxious to see if your attempts at showing the truth to The Rennlist Clan will be effective. It is obvious they are in need of something to bring life back to their tired souls! And whilst we pursue their loyalties perhaps we can also show them the truth of the ways of the Pelican so that they may also be one with it.

The Cult Grows Stronger
 

The brainwashing and microchipping must be progressing at a good pace ... there seem to be more converts to this so-called Gruppe B.

You know, with all this talk about bastardization and all-inclusiveness, it crossed my mind that you might actually have to accept owners of the water pumping 996 into your midst. Truth be told, they are true bastard cars like your precious icon the 959 - which also was a water-pumper I might add. Additionally, if you include the 996 then you must, by default, include the front engine P-cars as well.

This all-inclusiveness, as I said before, will lead your precious Gruppe B to becoming nothing more than another POC or PCA. Consequently, you will cease to lose whatever "fear factor" you may have introduced in the R Gruppe circle - which, I assure is, is nominal.

In closing I would also like to reiterate the fact that you are all DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!! :p :p :p :p :p

Mr.914,
Every Gruppe must have its lesser "token" car. We are even now searching out 928's for our panzer tank division. "Die Fliegenschweine"!!!:D

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Beware the hounds of the SCWDP.

Take care of those "B" porsches, we'll be driving the "A" porsches.

hmmm...

Would the honorable gent from Denver like to see if his SC can out run my Bastard :D

...nevermind..I'm scared now, those SCWDPooper hounds look rather fierce :eek: ..I'll just stay garage.

Jerry,
When I was five a "Weener dog" bit me on the lip and tore it off my face. Had to have it sewn back on. (no kidding)
Fear the Weener dog!

Yay verily...the R Gruppe Meister himself has given me #1....I am now R Gruppe #1...their offical "Mascot"....

And can we throw the"KING" into the moat now????

I assure you Mr914 most confused but humerous one that we will not be just another POC or PCA. POC/PCA members are followers of the Porsche philosophy and therefore I will not utter a foul thing of them. Its funny... they are all future GRuppe B members and dont even know it yet. Hmm

We will talk to and consider front engine owners but tell them that they need to turn from their ways and acquire a Boxer Powered Chariot.

27 pages later. Is the hangover setting in yet or are y'all still drinkin'. This thread was a hoot. LOL.

My PCA Stock Class G has only been bastardized as permitted by the PCA rules. Is that sufficient. I asked once about joining the SCWDP and got nothing but a bunch of smart-ass replies. If they don't want me, then I don't need them.

However, let me remind you of my last car:

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Now there's a bastard if I've ever seen one.

Alas, the SCWDP may have the feared wiener dog but the GRuppe B horde has THE wiener dog from the depths and darkness of all that is most powerful. Fear the GRuppe B hound and its evil stare for with it comes a wrath that is unstoppable...

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Lothar.......you are welcomed into the brotherhood as well for you represent what we are about as much as anybody. You got no recognition from the WDP'ers proving my original point. You are a poster child as too why we are doing this... Pick a member number Lothar that you want because soon we are going to have to start assigning them. Also send your desired shirt sizes to DByers. Payment arrangements will be discussed when we have a better idea as to when the T's will be ready.

Again...Welcome aboard Lothar!

Good News!
 

Hot off the wire....

Assault suspect captured and confessed....GUILTY!

The suspect (far left pictured below) was captured just minutes ago in this suburban neighborhood where the SCWDPoopers are known to operate. Charges pending include assault and indecent exposure (public urination).

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Lothar, that thing looks like my old '70 VW Bug - 4 different colored fenders!!! Ran great, looked like Frankenstein. Probably the same for your Gruppe B entry ;)

As for you, Tabs, you LIE!! The R Gruppemeister would never give you #1 ... I offered you #-1, but you flatly refused. Dude, you don't have to lie to kick it. Apparently Gruppe B accepts all b@stards so you should fit right in. :p

In closing I would like to remind you of your impending DOOM!!!!!!!!!!! And since nobody from the SCWDP hasn't said so in a while, "MUAhahahahahahahahaha"

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

THE GRUPPEMEISTER ACTUALLY GAVE TABS A NUMBER:eek: :eek: :confused: :confused: :confused:

I think I need to take a cold shower and go shoot some smack to get my head straight. What is this world coming to :(

Ah ha! Another battle won in the war! RGuppies have begun their draft of the natives...they are increasing their numbers for the impending showdown....sniff..sniff..you smell that No.1? FEAR! We have them now..

WUF! WUF!

Yeah, they're still drink'n. . . in the "slur & stumble" phase.
new battle cry: "uh. . .I meant to do that . . .uh I was just making a joke"

On more serious matters, SCWDP. . .there is no joining, no stinking membership. . .It's a plot! :cool:

"token. . . 928's for our panzer tank division". . thrown, you're killing me. :D

cry for help
 

You guys need help http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/silly.gif
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david 89 TURBO cab.

Everything is unfolding as I have foreseen. The enemy is scared, even to the point of giving the title of no.1 to a member formally seen as a pariah. They are willing to go to any length to keep the ranks in line and limit defections. Tis only a matter of time before the R masses begin a revolt demanding more, and when they do not recieve satisfaction they will visit our camps, ask for mercy, and forever dedicate themselves to the path of truth. And that path only leads in one direction...TO THE DOORS OF Gruppe B!


they want our stickers too!:rolleyes:

eeewww!

I dunno, somehow, when YOU say it, it just sounds silly.

BTW, I hear "Martys"http://forums.pelicanparts.com/image...Artie_Ziff.gif voice every time I read one of your posts.

Marge Simpson is married. . . . to a better man than you. . .get over it.


TIC

Sir Lothar of the Hill People...your name is fitting for a Knight of Gruppe B...bring your people and we will swing the gates to the palace open! You have found a home. Your former steed had parts send to the four corners of the earth as a warning to all RGuppies and SCWDPoopers that we are coming! Your were predestined to be a Gruppe B Knight! WUF! WUF!

SCWDPoopers..your plot weakens!

Tabs, as they say, "on the Internet no one knows you're a [weiner] dog"

:)

Oh, I nearly forgot. Bark... Bark...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I thought that was Disco Stu .... I must've been drunk. I will change my icon immediaely!!!!

Oh, and I didn't want to do the wicked laugh. It's just that ya'll haven't done it in so long that I figured I would remind you of the need for psychotic action.

I am forming a lynch mob ... Gruppe B beware.

All is quiet on the front. But I assure you frantic manuvering is just below the surface, just out of view. Stickers are being printed at an alarming pace. T-shirts are being arranged. Our website is being constructed bit by bit (Get it?:D )
We are preparing the main assualt. Prepare...Wuf!Wuf!

We will scatter our Porsche doctrine among the four winds (and no cracks about wind please).

Everybody who has joined be sure to get some information and pictures together for the information minister so that we can try to make his job a little easier. Im not an IT Tech but... Im sure it is no easy task to put a site together so we need to give our thanks to him. It aint easy being the master of the Four Winds(new title perhaps...M.O.I. and master of the four winds)

You know your gonna have something good when people start volunteering their time for a cause!

Just another reason for RGruppe and SCWDP to begin second guessing their memberships. lol

John you ahve PM

Carry on with the plan gents...I'm off to to weapons practice! I shall see how accurate I am with a 9-iron...we will need a good lofty shot to get over the RGruppe Castle walls.. :D

Lothar..pick a noumber and Sir John shall grant you your wish!

Good luck on the green Souk! DByers and I are finalizing the details on the shirt and sticker situation and should have the information for everyone shortly.

EVERYBODY WHO IS GOING TO BE ORDERING SHIRTS HAVE THE SIZE AND QUANTITY INFORMATION READY TO EMAIL TO HIM.

The witching hour for me approaches as I must return to the Gruppe B lair early to lick my wounds and recover from the wounds inflicted upon me earlier this day. I know there are many reading this rather short thread(lol) and thinking to themselves "Dare I join this evergrowing bastion of Porsche Fanatics, should I show my hand now and take the leap of faith, or should I continue to ride the fence of indecision?" I say to you that if you ride the fence of life for too long surely you will only recieve a wooden splinter wedgie! Jump off of the fence brother and become part of something larger than yourself. It's all about the passion for the cars and the joy of sharing that passion with others who understand.......... Be part of of something new and refreshing, let go, have fun and................. JOIN GRUPPE B NOW!!!!!

Panzer division leader reporting for duty !

How may I serve the legion.

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See! I told you I was working with 928's to form a Panzer tank division!
Die Fliegenschweine!!!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/2ar15.gif

And what # do you think frogman will take. Perhaps #928?