Dear John...as you know No Response is a response...I will have to take a No response response from you as indicating that I am not welcome in your group as well? Please make your reply shortly

LOGO OVER THE HEART AND BACK OF THE NECK PLEASE...

STATIC STICK WITH THAT SUN BURST LOGO WOULD BE MOST EXCELLENT!

tabs... would you be loyal to the faith? (this is crazy, Im really not insane..lol) If you want to take part and are entering into this thing with the same spirit of fun that we are you are as welcome as can be. We welcome anybody who brings that attitude and checks the ego at the door.

Tabs,
Your legend proceeds you. With the blessing of #001 the gates swing wide.
I vote for left sleeve or over the heart. If it is on the back I think it should be larger.

Well I have to take it on the affirmative that you would welcome me....if you notice I am very disparaging of those who let their egos run loose...as in that other Gruppe that makes the fallacious claim that they check their egos at the door... You will find that you have no better friend and supporter than myself...Thank You... The one and true Rogue...

Then WELCOME! We are going to have a blast. When the site is up we will begin recruiting in full force. It will explain what we are about, and where we are going. The site will be directed at club issues and information. BUT!! Pelican remains and will remain the HUB for all Porsche enthusiasts!!!! This is not a Pelican take over at all. I love this place!!!

The force is strong. I feel my will weakening. I must not submit. I must not give in. But dammit how could I not want to be a member of Gruppe B?

Yay verily you must be made aware that my rapier like wit is pledged only to the service of Gawd and the Truth and as such cuts wide swaths through his enemies. Mighty may they be they are no match for the hand that is guided by Gawd.

Or maybe it's because you need a little help with your sense of humor. How the hell, can anyone find what is OBVIOUSLY just ridiculous joking so offensive. Lighten up or that lump of coal will be a diamond in about 8 minutes.

When has Tabs ever injected humor into a thread? Where are the funny pics Tabs has inserted in threads with the humorous comments? My comments have been appreciated by this "Gruppes" founders, so, please try and relax, and don't take things so seriously. How could ANYONE who read the FOUNDERS first message in this thread not realize that this Gruppe was going to be about having fun.

Are you ready for this? I'll let you in on a little secret..... I'm not really the King! It was just pretend. :eek:

For the few of you who it wasn't obvious to, please try and relax your sphincters, that much tension can't be good for you. Aren't you relieved now? I'm not REALLY your king and you aren't REALLY peasants. SmileWavy

Might I suggest a slightly bastardized R Gruppe slogan for some of you guys?

"You either don't get it, or you don't"

Geez! If a sticker is THIS IMPORTANT to some of you, you must completely wet your pants with excitement when the new phone book arrives. :D

Please no crying, or ass clenching. This is supposed to be fun isn't it?

Kurt, you must give in. We all feel the struggle with in you.
Oh and by the way, my son and daughter still pull out that book once a week for a bedtime story. True Gruppe B members.

Should we put Racie911 in the Dungeon now, or should we throw him in the moat for trying to urspe the throne....maybe a session on the rack, or the Iron Maiden huh huh huh.....

I actually like race, he does get it and understands what we are doing. Its funny as H@LL. The club is real, the humor is just that humor. Thats whats gonna make this thing different. I mean how much time can you spend just talking about your cars, you need the fun and joking and silliness to make it something special! I say keep it up Race!!!

Awww shucks.......an I was lickin my lips...just waitin to let the dogs chew on him for awhile.....

yup Racea911 posts are hilarious i hope he stays with us :D welcome Tabs and Kurt join us !


SmileWavy

So I take it that the stickers are a go. I will ink the deal and order on Monday. For those who wish stickers please email me where to send them. When they come in I will mail them to you and also post it here on the board.

For those interested in T's please email your shirt size and qty of shirt desired. Shirts will be white in color. Pricing will be determined by if we do a 1 or 2 side printing and if 2 screens will be needed and how many shirts will be printed. I for one like the left side over the heart. Simple clean and purposefull.

Gruppe B grows
Wuf Wuf

Yeah race is crack'n me up, Id like to see him stick around.

Sir Byers: one screen (size) is best to save cost. I don't mind paying for an extra print in the back just below the collar between the shoulders. Of course in the front over the heart.

I'll take one XL please, two if the cost is close to the figure you estimated earlier. One can never have enough shirts for summer driving the Bastard.

WUF! WUF!

Sir Souk, or should I say #002, I agree about the size and 1 in back behind the shoulder would look good IMHO along with over the heart. I will know more on the shirts come Wednesday next week as I am working the Gruppe B magic.

Very Seriously I have tried to introduce non Porsche talk into the Early Registry Board for several years now, to no avail. I have used the R Gruppe as a foil for my humor...however they never got it, they take themselves too seriously and as such have become the eptiome of what they claim not to be. So it is a breath of fresh air to hear someone else say theres only so much you can say about these cars before it becomes redundant.

Those stickers ROCK!!!

You guys ever watch the Bristish House of Commons in session...(no offense to our Bristish brothers)...

So John, just so I'm sure I understand you, what you are saying is that I AM the King?

Oh no, there goes the asses clenching up again.:eek:

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but Gruppe B is already being called "The B Team" in other circles.

Not bad news "race." Gruppe B has obviously made an impact! sniff..sniff..you smell that ..sniff..FEAR! Wuf! Wuf!

True Tab, but we all have to remember that this is Waynes space here and so we need to respect his rules in that this is a Porsche forum. So we definatley need to stay on topic and not just use it as a general chat forum but combine the Porsche love with the humor. What a killer combo!


And Race, if you want to a King in your own mind feel free as I do not control your brain.... NOT YET ANYWAY...... ONWARD GRUPPE B!!!

I too request admittance into this elite platoon. Request #352...I shall wear it proudly and defend it vigerously, vanquishing all sc' who dare.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads/fontana de 8.jpg

I say we make tabs the Gruppe B Director of the Department of Redundancy Department.

:D

I knew this Gruppe B thing was just a front for Johncj's cult. He's trying to brain wash you people:eek:
DON'T YOU SEE?!?!?! Just look at his signiture ... implanted microchips?!?!?

YOU'RE DOOMED I TELL YOU ... DOOMED!!!

Beware the Ides of June says the Soothsayer ... evil omens abound. You've attracted the favorable attention of the evil troll Tabs :eek: DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Lowyder.... I almost dont know how to take your request. I mean a clown face, a clown car.......are you serious? Or is this another shot at us? LOL. If you are serious I say heck yeah brother. You are #352.

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sponsored by: wonderbread? . . .Twister?

Dude, two words: DECAFFEINATED COFFEE.

LOL :D

Damn these international time zones! I have missed so much.

We need a fresh member listing, #001.

Seriously, how much are these stickers going to be and who do I send the money to?

News soon on stickers Adam that I think will please everyone! Shirts as well. Adam a couple of pages back is the list as of last night. Plenty going on beneath the surfacehttp://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/smash.gif

For the first time that I have witnessed in days the thread was bumped off of the first page. Do not fret fellow B Knights.... for even the most loyal must take a brief moment to ponder future advances. One must refresh the mind on occasion if he is expected to be at his best.(plus I had to take the wife to wal-mart) :mad:

Notice underBlueskies name...... A very brave soul indeed to list himself as a former WDP member and list his new affiliation with us, but a very wise soul!!

I had been ignoring this thread since it showed up a few days ago.

I figured it didn't apply to me.

I've been reading it now for 2 days...thats how long it's taken me to get to the end.

I've concluded 3 things:

we are all a bunch of nuts.

this does apply to me.

and...I want in!

here is a breif description of my car, submited for your review as evidence that I suitable for membership in this illustrious group.

1977 911s 2.7L of unknown history...and future!

my favorite "enhancment" is my custom exhaust.
thermal reactors... gone...this one has the Bursch thermal reactor replacements baby!(previous owner did me that favor) I've stripped the tin off the heat exchangers and cut the pipe to weld on 2" glasspacks...one on each side...ah yeah!
I cut the passenger side rear bumper valance to allow the passenger side exhaust pipe to stick out. "custom dual outlets" no chrome tip just 2" pipe hanging! loud as HELL! (parts $50...the joy I get from the sound...priceless)

the body is fairly straight and stock ice green metallic paint with black trim. I've added the rubber spoiler to the front bumper valance.the rear deck lid has a "Carrera" emblem from what I'm guessing is about an 87 or 88.

#001 if I'm deemed acceptable for membership in this fine organization please issue me #901.

You are indeed acceptable and worthy. And you my friend.... you are knighted #901, and an excellent number it is. Execute your first duty and add thy name to your profile for all the world to see. And yes we are nutshttp://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/draai.gif

Sc flares, eh? At least you don't have to worry about your quarter panels rusting! Now about the rest of the car... :p

"1969 912 - Cone Carver
1987 924S - Grocery Getter
http://gallery.rennlist.com/gallery/exc911ence"

Paleaseeeee! Even your Rennlist association won't make the 912 and 924 go any faster than Sir Hammer's car..add the power up and you'll still be a no more than a stable boy for our steeds....:D.. hand me the wrench boy!

How's that for a bump to the top for the cause!

Midwest Front Report:

I have returned for my secret meeting with members of the West Burb-Chicago natives, and I am please to report that they are sympathetic to our cauae...a few more goblets of Guinness and the Midwesian army will join our march to liberate Porschedom from the hord of Guppies and Poopers..

...I am requesting funds for more Guinness, No. 1. Will you comply and send messengers with gold and gems to pry open the next barrel of spirits for our future comrades? I will await your reply and hold the Midwesians in my camp with virgins and a feast of warm R-compounds and hot Padgids.

Hurry, for these Midwesians are a bunch of drunks. They will surely wear down my supply of virgins and guinness within a forth night...

..I pray my messenger has not been captured and turned into a porter or jester for the barbaric hords.

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wuf wuf :D

so what's the update on the Gruppe B website? gruppeb.org?

Website
 

Things are progressing at a steady pace...

However, I am still in need of many, many bios and pics...