520 in the first
280 in the second

:D

Wow! Nice rack! :D

It makes it easier to pass when I'm in Drag...

Depends on height. If you are 6'6" then holy crap. Regular 5'10", maybe 250 lb.

let me get this straight; that naked picture IS tabs!!!!? and why does that even exist? if it is tabs, he has trimmed down significantly. well done.

this is all i know about tabs; heavy, rich, opinionated.....and that is it.
i dont even know what car he drives!

Tabs driving a Porsche is one thing. But Tabs driving a Unimog would be heavenly. :D

Island is right
 

The R gruppe is out to get me by sticking pins in voodoo pictures of me concocted by that arch villian SWBSAM. So the first picture ain't even me!

I am 6"5" the second picture is the one they use to make all the others....I weighted about 305 to 310 in that picture.

Opinionated YEP! Rich...I'm comfortable, but not as comfortable as I'd like to be, especially after the last 3 years...fortunately the Money Tide is coming back in...



I drive a Ford F150, a 69 Mustang Mach1 428 SCJ, and have a 69 911S that needs an engine OH. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1073340790.jpg ...MY Trailerhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1073340902.jpg ...Mustanghttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1073341041.jpg..Porsche

Can I have the Porsche? It is way sweet. Kim

Definitely a man of taste. I admire your steeds and the shack.

6-5, 300 pounds. Damn! Ever scrum for a fumble or sack a sissy QB in your youthful days?

Yeah, the tall makes more sense with the 300lb plus.

My heart goes out to, er, your heart. That's a lotta artery hardening...

I see you driving around (obnoxiously) in the Stang rather than the 911. Mind you, this is a rule I apply to most bearded guys over the age of 40.

nice mustang! and the three car garage is making me jealous. i should have noticed the first pic was doctored. but to be perfectly honest i really scrolled past that one fast. i didnt want to have to gouge my eyes out. therefore i didnt get to appreciate the saavy photoshop work :)

i want your 911 too.

Well that's it. The whole Tabs mythos is just gone.

All but the face...

You'll be old too someday.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to you! :p

I've never been with it. When they change what "it" is, will I have more "it"? Or will I get progressively less and less of "it"?

Where's the Oracle Tabs when you need him? Oh, that's right, he's cruising around in his wicked-bad 'Stang.

Huh, a lowly 428 SCJ??? I figured you for a Shelby GT500 ...... that SCJ is a bit of a hodge podge of rolling Ford parts isn't it?? Kinda like a 911T turned into an RS ........

tabs, remove the 428 and throw it in the 911S. You ain't gettin' any younger, boy!!! ;)

jürgen
PS> the 911S is one sweet ride.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to you!

Hah! Never. Ok, well, maybe. So maybe that change is happening already. Damn hip hop.

I shoulda said "big guys with a beard over 40" anyway. That is what 100% of old Mustang drivers here look like (there aren't many, and they're all owned by enthusiasts).

Should be an R Gallup or R Giddy Up club for hot rod Mustangs?;)

I figure I'll be with "it" if I watch enough "MTV Cribs..." :rolleyes: