Oops. Sorry. Didn't mean to post here......

deed u c dat?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

color or grayscale?

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition
http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/spanish/tt2.jpg

kmart sucks

Still.......Not........Minding.......

Not sure how much longer I can keep this up........

I saw the original post before it was deleted . . . you wouldn't have believed it anyway.

BR,

Kurt

Jack... You are too funny.

...as for the rest of you I was going to say you hijacked my thread but then it was about nothing and, apparently, still is..

nyuk nyuk nyuk

Much ado about nothing!
This thread has asked nothing.
This thread has taught nothing.
Therefore, I have nothing to say!

What did you expect?

our chief element is surprise. Fear and surprise. Two elements. Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency. THREE elements: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Bell. FOUR ELEMENTS,

oh forget it

At least I have something to contribute today.

42

See you at Milliways then......

yes. or was than no. hmmm. have to think about that one.

Bring out the COMFY CHAIR.... (que ominous music)

those bastard moderators...how can this thread be off-topic....IT HAS NO TOPIC.

the man, keepin' us down.

but i don't like spam..............

this parrot has ceased to be...it is no more.

this, is an ex-parrot.

What's the question?

Have you checked/tasted your oil today?

How come none of you guys start a thread when one of these threads come up?

Cheeky! We, as in The Earth, are still trying to figure that out. Come back in a few million years

What's your Touareg like??

Absolutely love it! We traded in a 2002 Passat - hated to see it go, but the wife says she still feels like a princess in the Touareg.

Touareg forum: http://forums.vwvortex.com/zeroforum?id=39

But I digress... back to the subject at hand..

Sex on the television?? Oh, I don't know. I mean, I don't really like it ... I keep falling off!!

Meatloaf

Guitardos

If this non-subject never comes up again, I'm not going to e-mail the moderators and ask them to not remove it on threat of not taking them to court! ....I think!

Only thread that makes sense....

Late one morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced one another, drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and killed the two dead boys.

http://members.rennlist.com/zman/z-man-42.JPG
Beware of the Vogons! :D

For the uninformed: 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. Glad I could clear that up for you all.

Just like the numbers Zero and Infinity are very close in nature, so if Off-topic and No-Topic. Like two opposing pawns on a chess board. Matter and anit-matter. Peanut butter and jelly. 42. It's a Ying/Yang thing. :D

If you'd like, we can change the Forum title to "No Topic Forums." Then we can talk all we want about eRAM, Cool Collars and Hussein's Porsche, and not get in trouble for it!

Geez, I wonder if I'll get banned for this post! But I don't think a moderator can 'self-terminate!' :eek:
-Z-man.

PS: All your base are belong to us.

I was watching MTV classic the other night and saw White Snake/David Coverdale video, man was that guy for real? Tawny Kataen on the Jag hoods aside he just decided he wanted to be Robert Plant so that's what he did, any Jimmy Page eventually fell for it....

Anyway seemed as good a place as any to insert the rant....

It just so happens...

So it just happens...

And/

It happens just so...

This is NOT what I ordered.:mad: Please take it back.

:cool:

is this..."thinking outside the box"

:D

I am a scientist. We obviously need to do the experiment. Please proceed.

You're not in California though, are you? Terminating is going to be seriously taxed in order to help balance the budget.

There ought to be a law against something.

I wish I was old enough to feel ways about stuff.

Why on Earth is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?

What makes Teflon stick to the pan?

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?