what did i miss???

I'm embarrassed that I even contributed to this thread.

Hey, here's another for ya...

What is the definition of Globalization?"

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer:

An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car,

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an damn Kiwi,

using Bill Gates' technology,

and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,( a Lorry is a English semi-truck)

Hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization

Three pages of nothing.....

Fortunately, it's been recorded,

ribbed - for your pleasure

.

Just think, if I had delete access on the main board, this thread would have died before it even started.

Now it's grown up to a respectable, albeit eccentric, middle sized thread. In a few days it will meet some nice thread in the grocery store, settle down and spawn some threads in it's own image.

*sniff* I'm SO PROUD of it! :D

.!

Is that how threads meet? Frozen food or fruit section. Nah, this thread'll probably meet its mate in the magazine section, right?

Yeah, and we know where conception will take place ;)

Hmmm...humpin in the veggie section. Or maybe on the gourmet coffee isle...:D

Hey! Leave your meat in the meat thread and out of my veggies!

Did someone say Veggies?

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Now I'm thirsty...beer anyone?

Bill, I'm ashamed you posted too.

got any naked pictures of Di? Preferably pre-accident.

There was a guy in a small town who wanted to get his wife and her lover knocked-off so he hires an infamous local named Artimus Finkster to do the job.
Artimus asks him how he wants it done and he says "Do it in public, right in the supermarket, and strangle them. How much?"
Artimus responds"For you, only a dollar. I know the guy and don't like him".
The next day the deed is done sucessfully, but the hitman easily gets caught because of his notariety.

The headlines read: "ARTICHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT FARMER JACKS".

My brain hurts!

The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.


So Chris, what was your original post?

"You can't eat the venetian blinds Curly I just had 'em installed on Wednesday."

If a yellow 911 sc is traveling east on I90 and there's a red Lamborghini in the left lane going the opposite direction on I5 with a naked blonde at the wheel headed for a reunion of wood sprites in the eastern expanses of georgia pine forests where a southern right whale plans a surprise appearance in an effort to get Michael Dukakis elected as the vice-president of Maldova in lieu of a write in vote for Daffy Duck, what's the outside temperature?

On Venus?

Christ, I'm bored......

Sou de gozaru ka???

Why not bring it back around?

Save us Jeebus!

This thread is the 2nd most replied to one... ...and it's about nothing. You guys CLEARLY have too much free time in the winter when you can't drive your cars.. :D :D

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Grab a brew. Don't cost nuthin.....

Now see what you just did?

You gave us a goal......:D :D :D

ooops... I was only looking at the last coupla weeks... Seems we're #20 on the list... But in the company of some landmark threads...

Man! I feel a lot more like I do now then when I came in.

I hope my daughter fails her driving test.:D

I just hope that when I die I go like my grandpa, quietly and in my sleep, not yelling and screaming like his passengers. . .

This may surpass the "GruppeB" thread and when (or if) it happens we will have them in the canyon. Vampires from space I tell ya! VAMPIRES FROM SPACE!!!

I love that line!!

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."

Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."

Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No... "Frederick."

Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronensteen."
Igor: I see.

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor.]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong, weren't they?

One more:


Bart: What's your name?
Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

Seriously last one!

[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio.]

General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

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Wherewolf.....

There...wolf....

Nice Knockers....

Thank you Herr Doktor.....

Frau Blucher......

Weenennenenhahahaha, ......

Who was the first to coin the phrase "Scooby-Doobie-Doo"?

The dog?

or

The singer?

Scooby Dooby Doo, Why are you giving us a hassle?

We can count on you, Scooby Doo..

To act just like an (fill in the blank)