Random snippets of Great Knowledge --thread

[Rick V]

I didn't lose my job, I know where it's at just every time I go there, there's this new guy doing it
Bobcat Golthw.........

[craigster59]

A good friend of mine gave up liquor, fast women and rich foods. He was the picture of perfect health all the way up to the day he killed himself.
Rodney Dangerfield

[88BlueTSiQuest]

I love deadlines. I specially love the swooshing sounds they make as they fly by.


The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.


Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order,though.


In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea ...


God's final message to Creation: Sorry for the inconvenience.


There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers just exactly what the universe is for and why we are here, that it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. Then there is a theory which states that this has already happened.


The problem with designing something completley foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool.



Douglas Adams.

[YTNUKLR]

Didn't read past page 2 yet so hopefully this isn't a repost!

"God is dead." --Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." --God

[dhoward]

Dog is dead - dyslexic agnostic

[nikita76]

Riding a bike is like sex...if your knees aren't shaking when your done, you have wasted your time!

Nikita

[djmcmath]

Commenting your code is like sex: when it's good, it's really, really good .... but even when it's bad, it's still better than nothing.

[Moses]

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield

[rcm]

My sig, I think says it all. From Will Smith ....

[bryanthompson]

Originally posted by djmcmath
Commenting your code is like sex: when it's good, it's really, really good .... but even when it's bad, it's still better than nothing.

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[SLO-BOB]

There are those who have something to say and there are those who have to say something.

[Purrybonker]

Ever wonder why the American's have a "dream"? Everyone's always talking about this enigma called the American Dream.

How come the Canadians or the Australians don't have a dream?

The answer's pretty simple - the British never gave them one.

But how come the Brits don't have a dream? I mean, they were the first ones to meaningfully cut ground on the concepts of individual liberties and capitalism, you'd think they would have been the first authors of a "dream" that would have then been emulated by others like the Americans.

So how is it that the Americans are the only ones with a "dream"?

Again, the answer is simple...

The rest of the world is awake.

anon.

[ken_xman]

A twist on Forrest Gump.
" Life is like a box of condoms, you never know who your going to screw"
-an original

[island911]

Purry -- talk about snoozers !


. . .or were you just tring to prove Sebring77's post?

[Scooter]

"Ah, huh, huh, huh...........huh, huh, huh...........huh, huh, huh..............that's cool." Beavis, or was it Butthead?

[SLO-BOB]

Originally posted by Purrybonker


The rest of the world is awake.

anon.

Ughhhh

You beat me to it Island.

[ronin]

Originally posted by djmcmath
Commenting your code is like sex: when it's good, it's really, really good .... but even when it's bad, it's still better than nothing.

since when are you into code?

[JeremyD]

If its and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a Merry Christmas.

No matter where you go, you are always there...

Good girls are in bed by ten so they can be home by midnight...
- Phi Delta Theta mantra at Baylor University

[RickM]

Originally posted by Superman

"Alcohol is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjanim Franklin

I'm with ya on the alcohol but I think Ben was happy with beer.

[emcon5]

"It is both foolish and wicked to teach the average man who is not well off that some wrong or injustice has been done him, and that he should hope for redress elsewhere than in his own industry, honesty, and intelligence."

"Don't hit at all if you can help it; don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep."

"The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life."

"There is no place for the hyphen in our citizenship... We are a nation, not a hodge-podge of foreign nationalities. We are a people, and not a polyglot boarding house."

"If an American is to amount to anything he must rely upon himself, and not upon the State; he must take pride in his own work, instead of sitting idle to envy the luck of others. He must face life with resolute courage, win victory if he can, and accept defeat if he must, without seeking to place on his fellow man a responsibility which is not theirs."

"You never have trouble if you are prepared for it."

All from Theodore Roosevelt.

Tom