Random snippets of Great Knowledge --thread

[Por_sha911]

- Insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
- Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty and the pig loves it.
- Life's tough and then you live forever. Are you going to live in the Smoking or Non-Smoking section of eternity?
- Its what you learn after you know it all that counts.
- If you kicked the person most directly responsible for all your problems, YOU wouldn't be able to sit down for a week. (Alfred E Newman)

[MikeCT]

Originally posted by Por_sha911
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- If you kicked the person most directly responsible for all your problems, YOU wouldn't be able to sit down for a week. (Alfred E Newman)

very true

[upwardr]

Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger.

[86 911]

Confucious says: Man who paint bathroom door, not always *****house painter.

[Rob Channell]

If some is good, more is better, and too much is almost enough. - Me, when I started modifying the 911

[scottmandue]

Please take your cash

-ATM

[ronin]

now that is timely indeed. (and required instructions for some boneheads)

[ronin]

Originally posted by Rob Channell
If some is good, more is better, and too much is almost enough. - Me, when I started modifying the 911

hmm, kinda like my tuning method "crank it up until it breaks and then back it off a notch"

[todwic]

"Foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds." H.D. Thurough

"Floated in the air in exactly the same way that bricks don't" Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"It's all fun and games untill someone lostses an eye" Dude I used to work with. Misspelling intentional.

[speeder]

"I'm one of 11 children. One day my Mother sat us all down and said, 'You, Carlos, and you, Maria, are smart. You have a chance to be rich some day. The rest of you? You'd better hope one of these MFers gets rich!'"

Carlos Mencia

[Paul K]

Best words of wisdom I ever got about work...

1. Never trust management.
2. Never pi$$ off admin.

Got those from the best boss I ever had!

[Waz356]

Painted on a toilet wall in a theatre in Adelaide: "the wages of sin is death"
and below it in another handwriting "but the hours are good!"

[Saintly]

On the side of a bus shelter in NewZealand.
Australia sux
and under it in another handwriting
NewZealand nill

[bigswinger]

speak softly and carry a big stick...

those who choose not to make declarative statements, will not look foolish in after thought....

the words i live by....

steve

[Bob Goding]

If the answer is 'Cock Robin'-----What is the question?


Q.--"What's that up my bum, Batman?"

[djmcmath]

If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy .....

[Drago]

Originally posted by djmcmath
If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy .....

Red Green...nice.

I once worked with an Engineer who went to school with Red. He gave up on engineering to concentrate on doing a local televised variety show with his wife. The showbiz bug bit him hard.

[Eric Hahl]

Saw this on a bumper sticker the other day.

"Don't Fck with my head and I won't think with my dick".

It was on a mid 80's Bronco, Dude driving had the biggest mullet ever, LOL.

[kycarguy 935]

From the movie The Devil's Rejects:

(an ugly, horse toothed scary clown) says to a small boy: What's a matter kid, you don't like clowns?

[dtw]

Originally posted by Bob Goding
If the answer is 'Cock Robin'-----What is the question?


Q.--"What's that up my bum, Batman?"