Which Sheriff Would You Vote For?

[cegerer]

This is a Sheriff race in a nearby County. You've got a Replublican incumbent and then you've got - well - the Reverend Happy. A proud representative of the Green Party. For some reason, no Democrat is running. So, all you dyed-in-the-wool Democrats out there, who would you vote for?

Just as background info, here's a few quotes from the Reverend!

"We can't buy liquor here on Sundays or Christmas Eve. That's enforcement of religion. Authorities have faith in the drug laws with no science to back them up. The poor people who don't have insurance, who are depending on illegal drugs, are going to jail and everyone else is being passed over."

"We should automate traffic stops so Judges and lawyers don't let rich people off."

Rev. Happy was ordained via mail-order with the Universal Life Church ...... he was arrested on Aug. 21 on 4 counts of furnishing alcohol to minors ....... he calls it a "modern day witch burning" Have another toke ....

[Dantilla]

Gee..... That's a tough one.

[Adam]

Gee..... That's a tough one.

Yeah... how long is the appointed term?

[needapcar]

i would vote for the reverend just because most politicians dont have either the brains or balls to speak out against our bull**** drug laws.

[speeder]

Originally posted by Dantilla
Gee..... That's a tough one.

[tabs]

See how Happy got after one too many hits of Acid.

[pwd72s]

Thomas Kern is old...age 60. Time for him to retire!

[widebody911]

I'd vote for Rev Happy.

[techweenie]

Well, the Rev Happy is a veteran, so I guess I'd be voting Green.

[John Brandt]

Happy

[emcon5]

Originally posted by techweenie
Well, the Rev Happy is a veteran, so I guess I'd be voting Green.

I wonder what he got kicked out of the Navy for? When I was in, there were no 2 year enlistments.

Tom

[techweenie]

Originally posted by emcon5
I wonder what he got kicked out of the Navy for? When I was in, there were no 2 year enlistments.

Tom

Are you holding this guy to a higher standard than the presidential candidates?

[cegerer]

The scary part of that resume is not the "Happy House Church", the "Million Marijuna March", or his abbreviated stint in the Navy ...... it's the "studied electronic engineering" part! As far as I know, CMU does not offer engineering classes. They are known as one of the best party schools in Michigan though.

[juanbenae]

i am voting for happy because the other dude reminds me of bush.

[Z-man]

Lobo. Sherif Lobo - he's our man!

[smoak]

Rev. Wright scares me more by his photo in the paper than his platform. Kinda reminds me of a cross between the Shoe Bomber guy and some actor I have seen.

[azasadny]

He looks like Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High!!!

[cegerer]

"He looks like Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High!!!"

Hey bud, what's your problem?

[RickM]

"....anybody but Kern"

[concentric]

How about we elect them both as co-sheriffs? I can smell an odd-couple type reality show here

Kern: "We're pleased to announce the break-up of a huge male-prostitution ring in Tuscola County. Without the hard work of our officers, we would still have these criminals on the streets..."

Wright: "Those guys are fags! Ah ha ha ha... That's righteous."