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Runner-up for 'dumbest auction ever'
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"This will not be a “Jared/Subway” (sorry, Jared) situation where I lose the weight and you’ll say: “Wow, still not a lot goin’ on there, huh?” I have the potential to be Jennifer Garner-hot, ..... " Yeah, right.
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01-06-2005, 01:17 PM
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Let's summarize this into a personal ad:
Dumb female fat-ass with no self-motivation seeks committed financial partner to pay tons of money to watch as history repeats itself and she continues to gain weight. Interests include: blue typefaces, GPS, renting body for salt collection and fold spelunking, Jared from Subway, and fluffy puppys. Message box 3465 for pictures of Jennifer Garner.
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01-06-2005, 01:18 PM
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I think it's quite innovative on her part...and hey for $10.50 what else will she do? lol
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01-06-2005, 02:30 PM
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Whoo hoo! Right now I am the high bidder. I figure putting her on a daily regimine of cleaning my house and car, not to mention if she is really hot, my sex slave, should work a few calories off of her!
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Interesting that the photos on the radio site are not anything like the one on Ebay...
Some idiot will bid this up way high... at least its entertaining! JoeA
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01-06-2005, 04:56 PM
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I like the recent ebay auction for a snowball created from real snow in Texas.
The last bid, according to the newspaper article, was $200. I really don't want to search for the ebay link. Sherwood |
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01-06-2005, 05:08 PM
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Well... I just emailed her telling her "our marketing VP requested a 'before' picture of her in the buff in order to determine suitability for our product line."
Stay tuned! 
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01-06-2005, 05:31 PM
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We should buy her and make her our own OT cheerleader
 She might turn out to be a hottie, and this is some dumb sociology experiment. Okay, i'm a dreamer...
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You know what happens then you introduce a girl to this mix? Cool Chick?
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I couldn't find her on the website, anyone have a link?
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Jul ('jul2120') used to be 'dan2120' :
hmmmm.... the self-absorbed verbage does read rather queen-like 
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time for eBay chicken ! !
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Ewwwwww.... Kurt bid on a guy...
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My marketing VP asks if you have a "before" picture to determine suitability for our products. Thanks and best wishes. Her: "Here you go! What type of company do you work for?" 
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01-07-2005, 04:15 PM
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She ain't that bad looking in those pictures, although I'm willing to bet it isn't really her.
She sounds like she's got some "fatal attraction" issues going on or something. . . Very weird.
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Sorry, that ain't "Jennifer Garner hot" - now or later
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