need a list on how to please a woman

[Moneyguy1]

How to REALLY please a woman?

Make her your sole beneficiary and die.

[Overpaid Slacker]

Given what steve evidently thinks of this knob, that may be the optimal solution for this case... as long as they're not married so she doesn't inherit his debts.

JP

[stevepaa]

I have two. My older is on the lleft

[stevepaa]

Oh, and that's my son in the middle

[targa911S]

Damn that a good looking family! Your wife must be beautiful! ;-)

[Overpaid Slacker]

Noah ... you lived in dairy country (Vermont) for a while, no?

JP

[bryanthompson]

Just tell him to buy her an Iron, vacuum cleaner, and maybe some nice dish towels.

[dhoward]

Why do brides wear white?
'cause you want your dishwasher to match your refrigerator...

[Overpaid Slacker]

dhoward:

ohhhh.... I'm going to get in so much trouble with that joke. Wish I knew it last year when my brother, sister and mom each got married.

JP

[rcecale]

Paging Dr. Wilson... Dr. Mark Wilson. Paging Dr. Mark Wilson.

[PorscheGuy79]

Originally posted by dhoward
Why do brides wear white?
'cause you want your dishwasher to match your refrigerator...

Classy...real classy


Steve thats a nice looking family you have. You should be proud.

[Superman]

I think you're just an old rascal, Steve. I think you're pursuing the brilliant strategy of combining youth, sex and expert advice into one question-askign thread, knowing that the response would be hilarious.

[stevepaa]

Thanks. My son inherited his good looks from his mom. He got his legs from me. My kids are 24, 21 and 18 this year.

[Superman]

I hope this post does not turn out to be as long as it might. I'm 47, and have always been a dreamer when it comes to love. Women get to stand on pedestals. I've noticed some standard stuff that works and stuff that does not. Flowers, surprizes, sacrifices, etc. I'm not ugly, perhaps a bit charming. I have four sisters and no brothers. My sisters are the world's coolest people.

When I fell in love just over twenty-five years ago, in the first few years I mentioned to her several times that men can be easily, happily and effectively manipulated. It's a standard technique that does not even have to be stealthy. "Oh honey, you're so strong and brave, will you ____________ for me please" (insert any task). My love would have none of it. Dishonest, she said. In fact, all positive communication was deemed syrupy and dishonest. Criticism seemed to be the only thing she could verbalize. Okay, I thought. My ego is like prestressed marble. Wrong. She finally left me in October 2003 and I'm finally able to take deep breaths.

I still cherish women and still hope that a relationship can happen, but I've got baggage now. And the baggage is....I'm not the slightest bit tolerant of criticism and selfish behavior. Women want this and want that and it seems they marry in order to own an ox to harness. It seems like women think marriage is just a contest to see how much you can get your ox to do.

so, sorry for this story but I'm just illustrating where I'm at. I'm between the sweet guys and the buttheads. I'd love to spoil a female. But any hint of a harness and I'm outa there. And it seems like the genesis of this thread is a young female wondering how she can get some guy to perform some set of behaviors. My advice to her would be to consider very carefully what she wants in a relationship. My advice to him might be to run screaming away.

Oh, and FWIW, the one good thing that came from my marriage is two sensational young girls. Their mother was filipino and spanish, and so it's fair to say they are easy on the eyes. Nice girls, too. the oldest is twenty. When I'm walking with her, I can't help wonder "why are all these guys staring at me?"

Oh, and I still think you're probably an old rascal, Steve.

[stevepaa]

good points. I have asked her to look ten years from now, and see if she likes what she sees. If so, then continue, if not , time to move on.
The real genesis is her feeling uncherished, unloved and trying to indicate to him, some little things that should be coming from his heart and not a checklist.

[juanbenae]

act uninterested, gets em every time.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Isabo
He doesn't listen and he's selfish. Your daughter needs to break off with him, if he crawls back he might be salvageable, if not she's well rid of him.

As I consider the situation and the question, I like Isabo's suggestion. The reason has to do with the psyche of the typical male. She may be very important to him, but he pay not see a reason, yet, to behave in ways that illustrate that importance. As much as this tactic smacks of rejection and manipulation, it's the kind of wake-up call that can get a young man's attention. Not easy to do.

[Don Ro]

Originally posted by stevepaa
Okay, I need serious suggestions.

My daughter's boyfriend does not have a clue on how to woo a woman. No flowers, no cards, no suprise dinner outs, the guy is lame.

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Maybe he's frugal...as in, cheap. What a fright, eh?
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What it is about him that attracts her?...his good qualities, etc.
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'Never know, she may have a fear-of-loss/fear-of-change ghost hanging around...creating an aversion to being more selective/looking around at other young men. (just a thought)
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A good litmus test that I like is noticing how folks behave around animals...especially dogs, and especially puppies.
Quite telltale, actually. Invite a dog/pup owner over.
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I notice your son's hands are not touching/holding his sisters. Maybe both boys are shy/timid/reticent. Who knows, eh?
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I agree...fine looking kids. Wonderful faces.

[jrdavid68]

Originally posted by stevepaa
........ They are both in mid 20's.

So does the other daughter get out much??????

[turbo6bar]

Originally posted by Don Ro
A good litmus test that I like is noticing how folks behave around animals...especially dogs, and especially puppies.
Quite telltale, actually. Invite a dog/pup owner over.

Please explain.