Got a Date! - Page 2

island911 · 03-11-2005, 08:51 AM

does she need hair-gel ?

Don't listen to Wookie.

Superman · 03-11-2005, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by MysticLlama

There are always those ultimate pickup lines too... "Hey baby, does this rag smell like cloroform?" or "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

My co-workers do not know what I'm reading here, so they think I might need to talk to the guys in the white coats. I can hardly type.

MysticLlama · 03-11-2005, 10:01 AM

Let them think that, they will be nicer to you, wouldn't want to "set you off" or make you "have an episode".

Overpaid Slacker · 03-11-2005, 10:03 AM

Supe --
I thought you worked in government; your co-workers should either be on their five-and-one-half hour lunch breaks or asleep, no?

JP

dd74 · 03-11-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by john walker's workshop
i heard million dollar baby was long and boring.

Depends. It isn't "Rocky," (which was good). This is a character story. "Dirty Harry" or "The Good, Bad and Ugly" it isn't.

BTW Supes: I don't think "Million" qualifies as a first date movie. I'd try "Diary Of A Mad Black Woman."

Superman · 03-11-2005, 10:23 AM

I notice that "Inside Deep Throat" is playing, and so is "Ong-Bak - The Thai Warrior."

dd74 · 03-11-2005, 10:38 AM

Show superhero acumen and take her to see "The Incredibles." Can't go wrong with that one.

Or do something unexpected: like nighttime skeet shooting.

juanbenae · juanbenae's Garage

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Originally posted by Superman
Y'know I've heard that strip bars are good places to take a date. And the funny thing is that several people chimed in to agree, and the faces were serious as stone. They said the dancers focus on the ladies in the room, and they all have fun together. Or something like that. No, there's no way I'm going to take a lady there. I've not been inside one myself

Do you guys really think that unloading the gun is advisable? I mean, I've become fairly masterful at the screw-marathon thing over the years (baseball, taxes, etc.), and I think I've learned lately that this is not ideal. The best rhythm for that dance seems to be one that builds, and then ends.

the strip club thing worked for deniro in "taxi driver" with that blond from moonlighting...

unload for a couple reasons, its always time well spent, (the jenious recommends cleaning the house, thats funny), and there is the "strange factor", maintaining your gentleman's relish release on the same ol' slab is not an issue. getting a newbie bedded can get things moving too fast and next thing you know you are looking for the "next activity" like mentioned above. which maybe her getting dressed and heading to her car,,, so ive heard....

"aahh, what do you want to do know that i've jumped the start?"
two pump chumps don't often get a reentry invitation...

Overpaid Slacker · 03-11-2005, 11:13 AM

k911sc -- yeah, I tried very hard to avoid talking about Supe's wang and what he should do to/for it to prepare for the evening.

But 5-on-1 shouldn't take that long ... even if he thinks about baseball and taxes during the act; so he can put that residual energy to use and tidy up the place once he's cleaned himself up.

JP

creaturecat · 03-11-2005, 11:20 AM

How about the movie Sideways followed by a couple of glasses of Pinot Noir at a nice winebar/tapas place? Maybe drive the Porsche to Vancouver (B.C.) for a "liberalizing" date. Good luck and enjoy!

dd74 · 03-11-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Superman
The best rhythm for that dance seems to be one that builds, and then ends.

Sort of like it does in that song "Year of The Cat" by Al Stewart.

Eric Coffey · 03-11-2005, 11:35 AM

Island is on to something here. The best first dates involve something that gets the blood pumping, and the adrenaline flowing. Karting, Skydiving, rollercoasters, etc.. Usually, a bond is formed from sharing such "life threatening" experiences, and the odds turn in your favor. It also gives you something to talk about, and sparks conversation. I jump out of airplanes for fun, so I have first-hand accounts of this theory in action.

Burnin' oil · 03-11-2005, 11:36 AM

Don't forget to remove the passenger side door handle and once she notices she can't get out of the car it is EXTREMELY important to completely ignore her while you are driving ever further into the country with La Boehme at full volume . . .

targa911S · 03-11-2005, 12:53 PM

This is the best thread I have read all week! You guys crack me up.

dd74 · 03-11-2005, 01:05 PM

Go morbid: his and her blood transfusions. She'll love you long time -- like eternally.

Overpaid Slacker · 03-11-2005, 01:08 PM

The end of Supe's date:

JP

MysticLlama · 03-11-2005, 01:18 PM

That gives me a great idea!

Take her to one of those shows with the knights and stuff.

Don't forget to do the chicken-skin on the face "Hello Clarisse" ala Cable Guy.

Her reaction to that should tell you if she's a keeper or not.

Either she runs away terrified and you tell her it was a joke, apoligize, make up, get back together, have a long and happy life. Or she laughs. (in which case you duck out the side exit, because something is so wrong with that)

mikester · 03-11-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by dd74
Show superhero acumen and take her to see "The Incredibles." Can't go wrong with that one.

Or do something unexpected: like nighttime skeet shooting.

Dude, the incredibles was freaking hilarious. When that kid was ripping through the forest I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to die.

It was great.

dd74 · 03-11-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Overpaid Slacker
The end of Supe's date:

JP

Supes leaving the scene...

Superman · 03-11-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Eric Coffey
Island is on to something here. The best first dates involve something that gets the blood pumping, and the adrenaline flowing. Karting, Skydiving, rollercoasters, etc.. Usually, a bond is formed from sharing such "life threatening" experiences, and the odds turn in your favor. It also gives you something to talk about, and sparks conversation. I jump out of airplanes for fun, so I have first-hand accounts of this theory in action.

I knew you guys would not let me down. My house is two hours away and the date is less than three, so no time to tidy up. No reason to, either. But I would have time to run to the bathroom which I need to do anyway to rinse off the tear tracks on my face caused by the laughter. And as kc says, it's always time well spent.

I think Eric is correct about the fright thing and the effect it has on our genitals. So, perhaps I'll remove all unnecessary weight while I'm removing her interior door handle, and then treat I-405 rush hour as just like a busy track day with all those novices to pass.