Got a Date!

[kaisen]

Actually, version two sounds much better. I'm excited for you! Hope your second date goes as well.

E

[dd74]

I like version #2. Version #1 sounds like a Nicholas Cage movie.

[Superman]

Sometimes plain ol' simple acceptance and affection maybe beats raw sex. Maybe. Probably. Unless you're talking two sets of breathtaking twins.

See you guys Monday morning.

[MotoSook]

Nice Super...no need to hang and bang on every first date...it'll make rubbing pee pee (man I love that term now!) that much more enjoyable when it does happen.

Sounds like you did good...

[M.D. Holloway]

You had me with version #1 up until the 914-6 (yawn), dude, couldn't you at least whaled on a ricer or 70's pony? And you made a critical error in math - three roomates - two sets of identical twins? Other than that...

Actually you guys in version #2 wher "each one-winged angles, holding eachother to stay aloft..." Man thats sappy.

Sounds like you had a great time and well deserved. Good job buddy!

[12own911]

It sounds like a good date was had. Good job Supe.

[djmcmath]

Version 1, at least the chase part, isn't too unrealistic for Seattle, is it? My room-mate, who commutes to Seattle, watched a cop car dork up a turn and get stuck between a building and a light-post, on the sidewalk.

Congrats, Jim. It's good when it's good, right?

Dan

[juanbenae]

let us know when date two goes down, we have ideas for that one too.

[M.D. Holloway]

Bacon fat, midgets and a goat? Oh ya, that was from the "Ultimate Thread" - still could make for an interesting date

[dd74]

Yeah, date #2 should definitely include dwarf tossing.

[Groesbeck Hurricane]

Super,

I like version 2, things like this last longer and are more fun in the long run. Careful, you'll end up with someone like my second wife. A real keeper who'll buy you a 911 and help you work on it and use you as an exercise machine every chance yall get!!!! Uhm, I didn't just say that last part!

[Superman]

Thanks, friends. As I say, this lady and I have both been through failed marriages, which probably always leave invisible scars on our self-concepts. It was very nice to both give and receive some positive regard. When I was younger, sex was the ultimate goal. Now, the physical stuff takes a back seat to the more 'real' aspects of attraction and communication. She and I both need time to heal, but that process goes better when you can get what you need and crave from friends who you can rely on. Hope I'm making sense to at least someone out there. Very nice lady who is very pretty on the inside and the outside.

But I've got some bad news for you guys. You're simply not going to get an ongoing blow-by-blow description of my relationships. Discretion being the better part of valor, I'll probably be keeping the most interesting details to myself. Or perhaps I'll just make up some stories and let you guys froth at the mouth. As I've said before, you guys are fun to poke at. I started this thread because I knew you'd entertain me, not to inform you. And you did, of course. Hope you all appreciate being used this way.

[RoninLB]

Originally posted by Superman

Very nice lady who is very pretty on the inside and the outside.

Uh oh

[Groesbeck Hurricane]

Sup,

It is generally considered bad form to open your date up. Hope you have some really good friends, the type who will help hide a body!!

[RoninLB]

Originally posted by Groesbeck Hurricane

It is generally considered bad form to open your date up.

Superman has X-ray vision.

[Adam]

Funny thread!

Don't forget the Kryptonite condoms for date #3...

(I say date #3, as the dwarf tossing on date #2 is likely to throw out your back).

[juanbenae]

Originally posted by Superman
When I was younger, sex was the ultimate goal. Now, the physical stuff takes a back seat to the more 'real' aspects of attraction and communication.

But I've got some bad news for you guys. You're simply not going to get an ongoing blow-by-blow description of my relationships. Discretion being the better part of valor, I'll probably be keeping the most interesting details to myself. Or perhaps I'll just make up some stories and let you guys froth at the mouth. As I've said before, you guys are fun to poke at. I started this thread because I knew you'd entertain me, not to inform you. And you did, of course. Hope you all appreciate being used this way.

quote part 1. i agree with all but the last part. COMMUNICATION! that will lead to talking to em, and before you know it you will wish they would shut the hell up for 5 minutes.


quote part 2. now i see how it is sup, you get all our best material/ideas/plans/suggestions and then cut us off like that? thats like we loaned you money and you won't be paying us back! you've already turned your back on us for her. is that the sound of a bullwhip i hear??? ptshh, ptshhh. ptshhhhh.

in all seriousness very good for you (two).

ptsshhh!

[Superman]

Good thing I did not schedule the dwarf-tossing for the first date. As it turns out, she's active in a dwarf-rights organization. Go figure.....

Kryptonite condoms are the last thing I need. that'd be a bad time to have my super powers sapped. No, what I need is the kevlar units. Anybody know where I can find reinforced kevlar condoms, size XXXL?

[RoninLB]

Originally posted by Superman

. Anybody know where I can find reinforced kevlar condoms, size XXXL?

I'd talk to a local male hair cutter who deals with females all day. Those guys know everything. As him which ones the females like the best. I'm sure he'd know about kevlar exotics.

[Superman]

Perhaps ribbed kevlar? Again, size XXXL. Kevlar's not stretchy.

Oh, and ideally they would be good conductors of electricity. Don't ask me why.