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island911 05-06-2005 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by motion
Why the hell would anyone want to get married???? I can think of maybe 2 reasons, . . .
Gay & Lesbian ?:cool:

MotoSook 05-06-2005 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by widebody911
You decide. If you're clever, you can find the better pix...
Found the other pix, but I was expecting more...some of your older flings were better Thom :) ;)

Edit: I'm "single" because I'm scared and paranoid.....

cantdrv55 05-06-2005 10:05 AM

Thom, I hope she doesn't mind a bunch of car guys checking out her rack 'coz I think by now, we've all figured out how to view the album. Oh yeah, #46 is clever.

Freybird 05-06-2005 10:06 AM

Monday, bought new house
Wednesday, broke up with girlfriend.
Binge.....Purge......

She's someone elses trouble now, and I get to keep all of my stuff; so I guess I'm making out OK!

MotoSook 05-06-2005 10:15 AM

LOL:

http://www.rennlight.com/d

84porsche 05-06-2005 10:24 AM

If I am here, I must first admit that I am single. My reason(s) for being single.

(1) Still haven't found what I am looking for (U2 song)
(2) Not really looking, hoping fate will help somewhere
(3) Attracting the wrong types for me
(4) Plenty of other reasons but my luck is improving gradually.

304065 05-06-2005 11:44 AM

Nothing like an easter egg hunt for a Friday afternoon.

VincentVega 05-06-2005 12:18 PM

Too funny. I just dont see the point in marriage. Maybe I will someday, but now it's too fun to be single.

juanbenae 05-06-2005 12:31 PM

cause i am a jackass. ive run off evey woman thats ever meant a thing to me, and i pretty much don't mind. i have a low maintenance girl that i hit once a week or so, lives 50 miles away and is pretty cool. would not have it any other way. could i spend $3k on my car in the last 4 months if i had to ask my wife? think not.

most of my old friends are married and seem pretty happy. its just not for me. now a mail order bride? thats an option... dinner papasaun, laundry done papasaun, sucky/fu(ky papasaun, you maka me sooo horny papsaun.

island911 05-06-2005 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by k911sc
.. ..most of my old friends are married and seem pretty happy. ...
that's 'cuz us married guys know we could never wear the green-sling-speedo like you can.

why even try.http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/sad2.gif





:D

cantdrv55 05-06-2005 12:41 PM

Toby, you crack me up. Listen, I was stationed for a year in South Korea while in the air force and there was a lot of that going around. The GIs bring their brides back to the US and some think nothing will change. Were they in for a rude awakening. Once they have their green card, it's bye-bye GI.

Milu 05-06-2005 12:53 PM

Why single?
 
Because none of my fiendish schemes to get back with my ex are working.

Moses 05-06-2005 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by widebody911
You decide. If you're clever, you can find the better pix...

http://www.rennlight.com/k/DSC00046.JPG

Hmm...

tabs 05-06-2005 01:43 PM

Knowing me....do U EVEN have to ask?

mattxbart 05-06-2005 02:00 PM

I try to keep at least 3 women in my rotation. I like options.

dtw 05-06-2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by widebody911
You decide. If you're clever, you can find the better pix...

OK, that got you like an almost 100% redemption on your anti-W comments for the last several months....nicely done.

tabs 05-06-2005 02:35 PM

I'm stupid...so help me figure it out...

GettinHeadStuds 05-06-2005 02:59 PM

B/c I would feel guilty giving random Vegas chicks pearl necklaces if I had a significant other... http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/happy.gif

widebody911 05-06-2005 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Souk
Found the other pix, but I was expecting more...some of your older flings were better Thom :) ;)

Hate to admit it, but you're right ('cept they were younger, not older). Had to cut this one loose because of the constant "you should buy a [bigger house|newer car|bigger TV|(biggerbetterfastermoreexpensive toy here)" - this from someone who @ 22 was almost $40k in debt. But not before knocking the bottom out of for several months :) She worked at the loan department at my bank, and when I called to get a personal loan for a 930 I was looking at buying (got the loan, couldn't agree on a price for the 930). When we got to the 'income' portion of the phone application process (pre dot-com bust) she was all over me like white on rice. Fish in a barrel when she thought she'd found a sugar daddy. Then again, she was willing to put on a swimsuit and wash my 911...

You know the drill, but I don't suggest you do it at the office :eek:

http://www.rennlight.com/s/1.jpg

BlueSkyJaunte 05-06-2005 03:44 PM

Not bad, I guess.


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