Where are you?

Got a PM from Thom...all is better now, thanks.

found it. :D

Put me in the idiot column, I can't find nothin....:(

Why am I still single?

When she asked "Does this dress make my butt look big"?
I told her it was the other way around.
When she asked "Is it cold in here or is it just me"?
I told her "If you mean frigid then yes it's just you".
When she complained "I didn't have an orgasm".
I told her "It must be you, I had mine and it only took three minutes".
When she asked "Where were you all night"?
I told her "I don't remember Ask your sister".
When she asked "Do you plan to spend all day on the couch"?
I told her "It wasn't a plan it was a goal".

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I'm not single. Can you blame me?

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Is that your GF or daughter?

My oh my. I like.

Motion, if you tell us she is a deaf mute, I will start a religion in your honor!

Educated, talented and extremely inteligent. It's no wonder you couldn't keep up! ;)

Randy

my answer? probably because I can't afford one. I do, however, need to find me a sugar mama :D

Lol, Mike!

That would be my girlfriend.

Damn. Wish I could afford those kinds of women!

"Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money."

Thom, when I met my wife I was driving a Chevy Chevette! I guess she saw my potential.

Ah, so you used the old "Yeah, I drive a 'vette" line, eh?

lol!

It is my experience that single guys over 25 have no idea why they are still single. Don't get me wrong, they'll answer the question but they have no idea.

:D I'm suddenly reminded of a John Cussack flick were he ask some "relational-expert" bud's;
If you guys are so smart about women, then why are you hanging-out alone, at a Gas-n-Sip, on a Saturday night?

pause

reply: 'By choice! . .ya man . .that's it .. .choice ...yeah.. .

:cool:

"Say Anything" excellent J. Cusack movie...

...related to "why are you guys hanging out.."

.."B_tches..all of them..." "Yeah B-itches...." (excuse the word..it's the movie..not me ;) ..but someone find the dialogue and post it..it's good )