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Got a PM from Thom...all is better now, thanks.
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Why am I still single?
When she asked "Does this dress make my butt look big"? I told her it was the other way around. When she asked "Is it cold in here or is it just me"? I told her "If you mean frigid then yes it's just you". When she complained "I didn't have an orgasm". I told her "It must be you, I had mine and it only took three minutes". When she asked "Where were you all night"? I told her "I don't remember Ask your sister". When she asked "Do you plan to spend all day on the couch"? I told her "It wasn't a plan it was a goal".
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Is that your GF or daughter?
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My oh my. I like.
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Motion, if you tell us she is a deaf mute, I will start a religion in your honor!
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i want one of those...
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my answer? probably because I can't afford one. I do, however, need to find me a sugar mama
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Lol, Mike!
That would be my girlfriend.
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Damn. Wish I could afford those kinds of women!
"Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money."
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Thom, when I met my wife I was driving a Chevy Chevette! I guess she saw my potential.
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It is my experience that single guys over 25 have no idea why they are still single. Don't get me wrong, they'll answer the question but they have no idea.
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"Say Anything" excellent J. Cusack movie...
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