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svandamme 01-16-2006 03:36 PM

and the most pathetic thread in the history of this board keeps on going.

gassy 01-16-2006 03:46 PM

Glenn, can you believe it? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!
Christian.

HFR_Racer 01-16-2006 04:08 PM

Are we approaching the record amount of replies to a post yet?

randywebb 01-16-2006 04:10 PM

Somebody wave this thread into the pits...

JCF 01-16-2006 04:15 PM

Funny how those who hate it so much keep coming back for more ; myself included.
please someone save us from ourselves.

John

jose luis 01-16-2006 04:44 PM

ALL PORSCHES ARE CREATED EQUAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DO NOT SEE A PROBLEM IF A PORSCHE OWNER DOES NOT WAVE ME IN MY OLD 1968 912 , WHO CARES !!! AND FOR THE RECORD : I LOVE ALL PORSCHES NO EXCEPTION!!!!!!!!! AS ONE FRIEND ONCE TOLD ME: A PORSCHE WILL BE PART OF THE SCENERY ANYWAY .

JL GARCIA
912, 1968
TOLUCA , MEXICO .

callmethewander 01-16-2006 05:25 PM

i love it
 
i think some of these posts are the funniest i've ever seen, the thread was started lightheartedly and i'm sure the overwhelming amount of replies were meant the same way, some are hilarious! o, and by the way, never wave at a cop no matter how cool his patrol car is, he will suspect you of something. I just got my 2nd 944, a n/a '87, my son and i were driving on the highway to the shop and he refused to wave back at me from the '89 S2. That's the last time i let him drive that one!

gassy 01-16-2006 05:43 PM

I now offer mugs and commuter mugs too...
:cool:

svandamme--a free mug for you. lighten up.
:rolleyes:

I was/still am amazed at the reaction this thread caused. Don't take yourselves too seriously. You're not defined by the car you drive...

Christian

SmileWavy

gassy 01-16-2006 06:02 PM

Time to put this to bed. No more posts, please. It upsets too many members with no sense of humor.

Joe Bob 01-16-2006 06:26 PM

If I have time....I get out and drop trow to show off my tiny penis....

2.7S 01-16-2006 08:54 PM

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...s/beerchug.gif

Great thread, but as for who gets what kind of wave. I’ll take a big grin anytime, especially if it’s “girl” driving. The bigger the grin the more you know the other person/she wants to play, or they’re just letting you know how much fun they had on their last run.

Almost forgot, 1976s Rock and yes its true, some P-cars suck…

But then, everyone is a critic.

glenndeweirdt 01-17-2006 10:37 AM

OKAY Who ressurrected this from the dead!!!

I have now relegated my T-shirts (Thanks Christian!) to night-night duty for my six year old.

How about a new thread on my patented and simplified system for rating female attractiveness? The Porsche theme would be a stretch unless it were to rate attractiveness of females riding in Porsches. For females DRIVING Porsches-please see the original post

Glenn out!

Tidybuoy 04-27-2007 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by porschenut
First, a 914 gets a nod, but a 928 or 944 only gets eye contact? The 914 is the ugliest, most useless piece of crap Porsche (or should I say VW) ever put out. Even the 6-cyl version has no reason for existence. Secondly, the 928 is the most luxurious, most advanced, best performing (yes, it is), fastest, street car Porsche ever produced. It was Porsche's top of the line model all 18 years of production.
I love my '88 Carrera, I love my '88 944 - But my '74 914 is without a doubt the funnest car of the three to drive. It's simple with no frills but it will out handle the others, hands down - I'd race a 928 up or down a mountain anyday!

RSBob 04-27-2007 11:14 AM

"The 914 is the ugliest, most useless piece of crap Porsche (or should I say VW) ever put out."

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially if its a 914 GT.

Too each his own - time to go wax my 924.

P.S. I took my 914 out on a club drive with many cars with 2 to 3 times the hp. Sure they could drop me straight line, but in the twisties, there was no shaking me. A 996 owner came up to me when we were though and said, "I kept waiting to see you disappear, but you were always right in there." I answered something like, "Yeah that's because I was peddling as fast as I could with the car at redline 80% of the time." It was a hoot. (It would have been fun in my 911, but not nearly the challenge, and wouldn't have had the satisfaction of keeping up.)

randywebb 04-27-2007 11:22 AM

I think the 914 looks like a really sleek toaster...

- those who know the history of its design will appreciate that comment...

RSBob 04-27-2007 11:24 AM

the toaster in questionhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1177701855.jpg

charleskieffner 04-27-2007 11:28 AM

WHAT ABOUT "WANNA BE PORSCHES?" ie. KARMANN GHIAS???????http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1177702091.jpg

RSBob 04-27-2007 11:40 AM

It is a well known fact that Karmann Ghia owners have the biggest penises of them all! (914 owners are a close runner up - unless they also have a 911, which then makes them normal sized, but we still use them to wave.)

lhoudyshell 04-27-2007 12:01 PM

But, but, whatever happened to the flash of the lights to fellow p car people, and where does the early 912 fit in? Lynn

JCF 04-27-2007 12:11 PM

Love the 914
Love the 912
LOVE THAT GHIA !

Icemaster 04-27-2007 02:46 PM

Die silly thread, die.......

Poohsan 04-27-2007 07:40 PM

To be honest I did not know that there is a Porsche wave. I’ve been driving my 81SC daily for almost a year and have never seen a wave to date. I strongly believe that it is because I live in Los Angeles. Coming form the Jeep world it is something I felt was missing when I drive my SC.


I’d love to see more Pelicans on the road.

Super_Dave_D 04-27-2007 08:53 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1177735987.jpg

porschefool 04-27-2007 11:13 PM

Seems like the newest models are the ones driven by "the pricks who have more money than sense". Once they become older/more affordable/deeper aftermarket parts supply, they are then cool for the rest of us.
I have owned a 924, 928, 914, and an SC, in that order, and just loved all of them for what they were. Not for a status symbol, as none of them were particularly new/perfect, but hey, if I can drive a car that cost $30k in '79 for $4k, it makes me feel special, too.
They are all cool, but I have thought every one of those models were for jerks at different points in my life.
And to think I used to absolutely covet a 944 in perfect primer (!) with huge rear tires at one point....ugh.
Man, I miss my Shark!

S2GART 04-28-2007 12:41 PM

Last week I drove my SC to work and a brand new 911 Turbo passed me going the other way and gave me a nice wave, which I returned. I wave to every Porsche I see. Not that it happens every day. When I say wave I mean, more like raising my hand. Not a side to side wave. Either way it was nice to see that not all newer owners are snobs.
the comments porschefool made are simular to what I have heard from the Corvette crowd. There seems to be at least 2 "camps" the 1982 and older, then 83 and newer. That's the time frame when the price on those jumped something like $10,000.

jester911 04-28-2007 12:52 PM

I actually got an enthusiastic wave from a guy driving a Carrera GT.

I was actually shocked. I was on the freeway and I saw him coming up in my mirror. He slowed down in the lane next to me gave me a wave and throttled out of sight.

DARISC 04-28-2007 02:35 PM

I refuse to wave at ANY Porsche that does not wave back at me.

Dan in Pasadena 04-28-2007 05:42 PM

Just for what it's worth, I drove my baby to work on Friday right down Huntington Drive through San Marino ($$$ area for those outside SoCal), which becomes Mission and then Soto all the way into L.A. The "boys with money" were out in force taking their cars to work on Friday - new 997 Carrera 4S, several Boxsters including a couple with aftermarket "touches" that lead me to believe they are enthusiasts, not just commuters. A NICE black M Coupe, a couple of SC's, others....not a SINGLE wave. Not a look, nod, nothing. C'mon you car enthusiasts. This used to be a sort of loose, tease-your-buddy-about his-car fraternity. We all liked different cars, different styles, but we all APPRECIATED the effort and expense it takes to keep nice cars nice and on the road ---- what the heck happened?

shikzachaser 04-28-2007 08:01 PM

The wave from a female Porsche owner
 
I'll have to show this post to my wife (who is a female hetero) who bought her 944 new in 84 w/ Euro delivery. She would LOVE to talk to you about the stereotype. She has "graduated" to an M3 at this point and still can eat a chauvinist for lunch (figuaratively). BTW we still have the car and except for fibro-myalgia hindering her ability to shift comfortably in traffic she would still commute in it every day or else in our 91 C4 Targa. And yes she would probably still come home and talk about the insecure little men that try to pass her with ridiculous moves in their Toyota or some such POS. Oh yeah, she did all the normal maintainance herself and still managed to raise a couple kids and keep me in line. My granddaughter will also be "quite pleased" with your assessment once she is old enough to understand the ridiculous content of comments like these.



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1177819168.jpg

Another female Porsche fanatic

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1177819235.jpg

Three generations of Porsche enthusiasts in our family that might take issue. We have had 7 911s in addition to the 944.

Cheers:

Steve

Drew001 04-28-2007 09:35 PM

So I pull up to a stop light this afternoon then notice out of the corner of my eye the familiar look of a Fuchs wheel to my left.
Look over and see a beautiful copperish brown Targa next to me.

I wave and get a genuine smile and nod in return.

Later that day, at another stop light, I pull up to a 997 and instinctively wave as the driver looks over. As he faced forward and seemed startled that a stranger waved at him and gave a slight head nod. Oh well.

I don't know - I'm genuinely amazed every time I drive my lovely 911 that it's mine, but I think that there are a lot of people that buy Porsches not for the reason that I did.
It was something that I'd always dreamed of as a teenager.

I'll wave at everyone (well, not so much Boxsters or Cayannes) and bow to those driving air cooled Porsches. :)

I seem too slow to flash the lights, but I've seen others do it from time to time.

majhopper 04-29-2007 05:23 PM

My lady dentist owns a Boxster, my daughter's Ortho a Cayenne. Neither one know one damned thing about Porsche, except that it's a Porsche. It's all about the looks, the GPS, the stereo. The Ortho's Cayenne sports a Firestone sticker on the windscreen - to remind him when to get the oil improperly changed. Who in the King Fark takes a brand new Porsche to a farking Firestone for oil changes? And what the hell else are they doing for him there? Wtf?

They don't seem to give a hoot, if it dies, they'll buy another car that matches the plastic identity they are creating for themselves. It's a purse that matches their shoes, and that's all.

Contrast that with the elderly doctor two doors down from my dentist who drives a '75 911. Bought it new. He has it shipped to NH for vacation use, doesn't do the service himself but knows every friggin wire and bolt on the car. Knows his history, knows how to drive and enjoys driving it. And LOVES talking about it.

Then there is me, who came oh so close to getting a new 911 or a Cayenne once I finally had the resources to get into one, it was my dream, I thought. Thank goodness I thought again. Since I bought my 911 a month or so ago, I have lived in my garage with that car and my newly acquired 928 (how the hell do my wife and I wave to each other if we meet?). I haven't turned wrenches in over twenty years, but got through a timing belt/ water pump/gear job on the 928.

It's like anything else, like music - there are artists who are in it for the sake of the music and then there are posers who are more about the idea of being a musician - the ones who tease their hair and put on spandex before going out to breakfast.

I wave at them all - I wave at the badge, no way of telling who's behind the wheel and for what reasons. It could have been me in the 996 or the Cayenne.

FWIW, I get more looks and more comments and more people showing interest in the 928 than I do the 911. My neighbors didn't start wandering over until they saw the Shark's ass hanging out under the garage door. I'm not getting into the Air/Water thing, next year I am getting a 914 and/or a 944.

Were the 928 owners of yesteryear the Boxster/Cayenne owners of today?

nostatic 04-29-2007 05:35 PM

it's not called a "wave" it's called a "point-by"

fly4val 04-29-2007 06:28 PM

who's going to make the shirts and how much????

glenndeweirdt 04-30-2007 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fly4val
who's going to make the shirts and how much????
Christian "gassy" made them last time and they were great! I still have one left that is not pitted out and grease stained. Maybe he can be convinced to run another batch?:D

Dan in Pasadena 04-30-2007 06:44 PM

What T shirts? Picture?

911pcars 04-30-2007 07:43 PM

It seems everyone on the Pelican board has responded. My turn.

Tongue-in-cheek responses or otherwise. Sounds like a mixture of the two. Ever wonder how that porcupine story started?

My solution: Wave or don't wave and continue to move in the opposite direction. Life's too short to worry about who to wave to and why. Here's a suggestion: Don't perform a wave with arm-extended and palm forward. Remember, you're doing this in a German car.

Sherwood

pinetreeporsche 05-01-2007 02:33 PM

wave?
 
I think we need bumper stickers: My other car is a Porsche __ The blank at the end to be filled in with permanent marker! Someone ougth to make 'em

legion 05-01-2007 05:58 PM

This thread reminds me of why I left Naperville.

Aerkuld 05-01-2007 06:46 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1178073944.gif

waves and wind - very appropriate

fly4val 05-01-2007 07:09 PM

hhhmmm....so the faster you drive, the higher the frequency (speed?) of the wave or the heighth of it?


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