enough about new orleans, but off to a more important question?

[Moses]

Move as little as possible. Too many moving parts is a common recipe for disaster in machinery and dancing.

Or, you could drink your butt off, swing your arms wildly and gyrate like an ostrich on mating day. Your call.

[gassy]

Michael Jackson is white and he's a good dancer.

[kdubb]

I know lots of white people who have rythym. As mentioned before, color has nothing to do with it. The guy in HITCH had rythym! I am sorry, I do not think race has anything to do with rythym.

[Phat Ham]

My mom was a ballroom dancer in college. My dad...wasn't. They seem to do ok though. Basically my dad has figured out how to make it look like they are dancing when in reality my mom is doing all the work and he is doing just enough not to get in the way.

[kdubb]

Smart Dad!

[widebody911]

Originally posted by bryanthompson
thom, chicks dig dancing. nobody likes a wallflower anyway.

I've been specifically asked at times to not dance, and on a couple of occasions, bribed with heavy doses of alcohol to ensure compliance.

[juanbenae]

i am sitting this one out.

[gassy]

http://elainedance.ytmnd.com/

[87coupe]

[cantdrv55]

Cliff, I'm an excellent dancer. For real. I can teach you but you gotta keep your hands to yourself. You gotta promise to keep your hands to yourself. Oh forget it. I ain't teachin' no dude to dance. Two days to prepare? You're screwed. Just pretend you got food poisoning or something and take your girl home.

[Victor]

Originally posted by bryanthompson
kdubb, every black person i've ever known made fun of white people for not having rithym.

Hell, we can't even spell rhythem! (Or jump aparently)

[VINMAN]

Originally posted by Victor
Hell, we can't even spell rhythem! (Or jump aparently)

[bryanthompson]

Originally posted by Victor
Hell, we can't even spell rhythem! (Or jump aparently)

Or apparently, apparently.

[livi]

Never mind the dancin´, just make it up to her later that night.

[Serge914]

It is easy, once you are there, find another couple where the guy is in the same situation, and start a great conversation with the other guy. Your 2 girlfriends will eventually decide to dance together.

I do that all the time. Just make sure they dont start to kiss each other.

[928ram]

Just make sure they dont start to kiss each other.

And ruin a good start to the night??

[austin552]

Brings to mind the Halloween I was Frankenstein and trying to win a prize dancing at a huge club.

[wludavid]

the two secrets to dancing at a party:

1. Drink
2. Be willing to make a complete fool of yourself and not care

That recipe works for me anyway.

[cantdrv55]

Dance like nobody's watching? If this is a wedding for a coworker, they're watching.

[wludavid]

How do we know it's for a coworker?

But I just re-read the post - a quartet? I think if you don't have any formal dance training, you've got a total pass for not dancing. Do people actually enjoy dancing to classical music?