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What ? You JR Ewing´s long lost son ??

I knew you were into oil but now I really need to come visit.

South Fork, is it ?

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Old 12-22-2005, 11:06 AM
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i'd get some oral for a gift like that for my sweety.
Oral, sheeet...I'd spect noth'n less dan soma dat der dirty sex, an she best bring her sister into as well!
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:29 PM
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If Lis does the dirty deed she will not need to bring her sister into it...

It would be all good.
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:35 PM
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Mothers opinion

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i'd get some oral for a gift like that for my sweety.
U better get something more than an oral from your sweety for a gift like that...Geeezus.....

Hmmmm...I'm wondering if Mother would love me if I bought her one of those..........................................mmm mmm somehow I think she would find fault with a gifr like that and say that I shoulda bought her something like a Bentley instead. She does have a picture of a Bentley Continential stuck to the refegrator door....I wonder if that is a hint.

Naw she said, "That anyone stupid enough to buy a car like that is stupid enough to be me." Well that settles that.
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:43 PM
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isnt there an unwritten rule that forbids the words "mother" and "oral" being in the same post? live crazy tabs, get the old lady a bentley.
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:53 PM
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isnt there an unwritten rule that forbids the words "mother" and "oral" being in the same post?
No, I think that was "Mother" and "Thong Underwear".
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Old 12-22-2005, 03:05 PM
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Gives a new meaning to the caption on your avatar "Not so miserable member" jeez, I guess not doc. Nice toy, but for your wife? really?
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No, I think that was "Mother" and "Thong Underwear".
ok, that is a better rule. LOL!
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:30 AM
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:49 AM
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Isn't that kind of like the guy who bought his wife a bowling ball? "You don't like it honey? I guess I'll have to use it." Brilliant!
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:58 AM
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Great gift....kinda reminds me of the guy who bought a 72 inch plasma and a years subscription to the NFL Sunday Ticket programming for his wife
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Old 12-23-2005, 08:01 AM
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F-car content... I feel inclined to comment.

Now that WOULD be a great gift, Lube. Its the thought that counts, right?

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