Microwaved weiner

[kach22i]

Crazy freaking world.

http://kdka.com/local/local_story_054232735.html
Severed Male Body Part Brought To Local Store

A man walked in and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.

[masraum]

they won't be sewing that one back on.

[MysticLlama]

Duh, you're supposed to get the one with the chemical warming pack included.

*had some really really pothead friends back in the day

[Aurel]

I am not sure a really get it, and maybe I should read the article...but to sum things up, the woman wanted to use the fake penis to pee for a drug test, which would have required her to impersonate a man at the same time. And even then, I still don`t understand the cooking of the penis...but I am not the sharpest pothead either...These guys evidently, like Dubya, know what they are doing

Aurel

[kach22i]

Originally posted by procon
http://kdka.com/local/local_story_055114857.html

Giant Eagle, the company that owns Get-Go, says the microwave involved in the incident was immediately removed from service and will be discarded.

.......................and then sold on E-Bay for $200,000.

[bigchillcar]

ingenious...both of the couple must be aquarians..
ryan

[89911]

Maybe next time they will just use the hotdog roller that is cooking the same hotdogs for a few months. I'll bet they taste the same as what she was cooking up.