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And BTW, she and I have not had any sexual contact, and probably never will. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
You cheap bastard.

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but what about the anal sex thing?
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I think prostitution should be legal. Heck, if I can pay for a woman to rub on my shoulders and back to make me feel good/better, why can't I pay someone to get me off?

The only real social burden or drawback I can see is the spread of disease. But heck, I could die driving my car to work, and I take precautions to prevent that.

I don't think I'd ever actually use a prostitute... I'd rather download some pr0n and rub one out myself. hehehe it's cheaper!
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This woman will fly away to another city next week. I am going to miss her very much. She has taught me a great deal.

And BTW, she and I have not had any sexual contact, and probably never will. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
When you go home, all your **** will be gone.
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Spot on. Honesty practiced in a way that makes other "honest" people seem very clearly as though they are playing only games.

I'll share more, because this association has been so amazing. This woman uses prostitution as a way of maintaining her real calling. She is a muse. She goes where she is needed. She is needed elsewhere now. She coaches. She irritates. She soothes. She reflects. She holds a mirror up, and points it at me when I move. She does not know what is next. Only that she is being called.

This woman is unimaginably talented. And she sacrifices. She offers up. Right now she is a bit like Spock after one of those draining mind melds. Or like the Star Trek guest character that was an empath. Drained. Empty. Preparing for what's next, not knowing. Somewhat like what we Catholics do to ourselves during Lent. She is emptying out. Preparing. She's very scared.

Hard to explain, so I'll stop here at least for now. But I'll say one thing again: Nobody can stand in this woman's light and claim "goodness" or "service" or "honesty" or "courage" and not get struck by a lightning bolt.

If all of you imagine a reason why she and I have not done the horizontal waltz, nearly all of you would be wrong.

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Supe,

If she is a muse then she has a good head on her shoulders and is using her body as needed to make life work. She will not do this forever but it suits her needs at this time and place in life.

A very good friends wife is a muse. Wonderful lady and real character. We got along from the first minute we met and her husband does not really understand it but knows that he can trust us so its not an issue.

We are all being called in one way or the other around the world. She is smart enough and free enough to follow it...

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I am an admitted cynic,

But I believe that politicians create black markets for one reason, and that is to create a source for "under the table" payoffs IE "bribes" to be paid to them and their colleagues by the "criminals" that work the black markets.

This applies to prostitution, porno, drugs, gambling, and now even tobacco. By pushing any product out of the daylight and into the back alleys, they create a black market, and therefore invite the "criminal" element in, or they make criminals out of people who were formerly law abiding.

Black markets are not created by criminals. Black markets are only created by politicians.

Think about it. Should not a "free market" society be "free". Should not the free market be allowed to determine which products or services are offered? If there is demand they will be offered, if not they will go away on their own.

Does anybody believe that the "war on drugs" is "winnable"?

What about the upcoming war on tobacco?

We need wise politicians. Maybe they are wiser in Germany.
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I'm in the regulate (health) and tax crowd. Men(and women) want it and someone is willing to provide it; what is the problem? Of all the arguements against legalizing it, Mike H's is the best. I had never thought about the whole quality of product view. I can see it now, Consumer Reports annual How to Pick the right Ho Edition, could be their best seller ever.
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Grady,
I like the way you think.

Clearly, there are two other outstanding questions that need to be addressed:
1) Did Supe get ransacked?
2) Will anybody comment on the issue of buggery and the legality of it?
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Re #2, I guess no one here cares if it's legal or illegal.
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How much does a good blow job cost these days?
Maybe Dietrich can tell us. It must have been great if it made him steer that Enzo off the road...
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How much does a good blow job cost these days?
There is such thing as a bad one?

Actually, I think that it varies w/ geographical region, then you've got your discount packages such as Auto Club membership/born-again Christian/etc...
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