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Why Do People Push On The Glass?
Have you ever noticed how, no matter how large they make the handle on those big glass doors in shopping malls, etc, people still have to press on the glass part to open them?
If not, put your eyeballs on this. The handles are there for a reason, people!!!  Randy
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Why do people walk in the street... right NEXT to the sidewalk??
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What's with those hot dog buns being sold in packages of 8 or 12?
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You are supposed to buy 3 packages of hot doggies(24) and two packages of buns(24).
Sneaky bastards....
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I used to press on the glass, but at some point I realized that some underpaid person had to clean that glass. I try to always press the handle or the edge of the door, or something that's not glass.
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well, they are French, you know....
This clip is from a sort of French candid camera. |
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How many flapjacks can you fit on a doghouse roof?
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I smear bananas on the glass and then sit back and scratch my balls.
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I'd think it would be better to scratch first to avoid the banana residue problem.
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I have just one question, what happens if you buy a Dodger dog? That is quite a bit of dog with no bun.
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i'm home. i'm drunk. i'm lost. what is this thread
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Where's the bunny with the pancake when you need him?
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That's a great idea for April 1st.
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03-25-2006, 06:50 AM
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Besides... your in Anaheim... NO DODGER DOGS FOR YOU! Go watch Disney baseball and eat sushi.
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That's Los Angeles of Anaheim
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