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"Strange Brew" Any fans,eh?
Anybody else like the adventures of the Mckenzie brothers? I was reminded about it at work and went out and bought the DVD tonight.
'I can't believe it, he drank all! Oh No! I gotta take a leak so bad, I can taste it...' Dave
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bob and doug? of 'great white north' fame? haven't heard them in 20 years i'll bet..
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Must be one of those 'new age' records.
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I saved the last one for you.....its a jelly......
OH NO! Fleshy headed mutants from the neutral zone!!!!
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Bob McKenzie: I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
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I was like a one-man army, like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man." You ever see it? Beauty.
Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly? No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization. Last edited by Jared at Pelican Parts; 03-29-2006 at 10:51 PM.. |
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Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges. Last edited by Jared at Pelican Parts; 03-29-2006 at 10:52 PM.. |
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This one gets me every time:
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? Like this one too: (hosehead is the dog that is black and has skunk stripes) Eh, hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want. Dave
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I even have the Great White North album! I have it on CD also. You can get it at Amazon Link
Geddy Lee eh!!!!!
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Take off hoser!
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Take off, eh.
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Funny movie. I too have the album, complete with an "interactive" section where you read the script.
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That was a favorite. Here are some tasty quotes:
Memorable Quotes from The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983) Claude Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake. The Judge: Would you please explain for the court "time coding." Claude Elsinore: Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug McKenzie: Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer. Bob McKenzie: Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh... Doug McKenzie: Let me try, I'm a genius. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob McKenzie: I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob MacKenzie: My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob. Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug McKenzie: The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob McKenzie: He once got our dead battery goin' by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug McKenzie: We hope you enjoyed the beer, oh, like I mean the movie, eh. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob McKenzie: Eh, hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob McKenzie: If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob McKenzie: This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob McKenzie: I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Policeman: I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there. The Inspector: [Flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pam Elsinore: You know how to handle one of those big rigs? Bob McKenzie: Jeez, it's a ten-speed. Doug McKenzie: Yeah, sure, o' corse, like, uh, we drive 'em, all the time, eh. Pam Elsinore: Well take off, eh. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brewmeister Smith: I could crush your skull - like a nut - but I'm not going to - because I need you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [realizing that the brakes don't work on their speeding van] Doug McKenzie: [folding his arms] No point in steering now. Bob McKenzie: You steer this thing! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob McKenzie: I was like a one-man army, like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man." You ever see it? Beauty. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob McKenzie: Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly? Doug McKenzie: No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization. Bob McKenzie: [into a comm unit] Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I have a fleshy-headed mutant in the Forbidden Zone. [Bob shoots Doug with a toy foam launcher] Doug McKenzie: Ahhh! Take off, you hoser. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Bob and doug are on stand, in the courtroom] Bob McKenzie: I do. Doug McKenzie: I do. Bob McKenzie: I guess we're married Clark. Doug McKenzie: Oh. Bob McKenzie: Where's the honeymoon? The Judge: Order, Order. Bob McKenzie: Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast Doug McKenzie: Don't make me laugh, eh. The Judge: I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to. Bob McKenzie: He's startin' to sound like the old man, soon he'll be sending me out for beers. [Doug Snorts out the bullets in his nose] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [During the preview of the Bob and Doug Mackenzie film, a viewer realizes that the film is about nothing] Angry Viewer: They did this on the album too! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Parking attendant: Hey, you! Six-fifty! [Rosey pulls his jacket down around his arms, hockey style, and shows the guy his fists] Jean LaRose: All I got's two fives! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Speaking to the inspector] Parking attendant: He broke the gate! Then he took my jacket!... And he hit me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pam Elsinore: [referring to Bob] I can't believe it! He drank it all! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug McKenzie: [after taking multiple checks from the opposing hockey team] Ow, my left nut! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brewmeister Smith: [shadowing Bob and Doug, and waiting outside their house for what seems like hours] What the *stink* are they *doing* in there? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug McKenzie: Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller! |
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I can't believe no one has said this one:
I'm takin' you to the looney bin!! Classic Movie!
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Hey somebody horked our clothes!
Who would want to hork our clothes??? Take off you knob! Here, the colonel is dead and here we are still enjoying his chicken" And notice that this film has a time stamp, and those are very hard to fake... Please explain to the court time stamp. Just cuz I dont know what it is doesnt mean i'm lying....
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Too bad they did not come out with a directors cut...
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HAHAHA, ever try taking a swig of beer everytime they say "eh"...
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