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red-beard 07-05-2019 07:26 AM

The tagline on Fakebook: Empower your balls

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speeder 07-05-2019 07:35 AM

Just trimming the hedge back w some scissors accomplishes comfort goals and makes for a well groomed look. No need to go bald.

But then, I'm a guy who still likes a little fur on a beaver as well. Call me old fashioned but it was the way I was brought up. I'm not talking a welders apron, just a cute little beaver, that's all. :)

gordner 07-05-2019 07:55 AM

Love the "welder's apron" description lol, your words paint quite a mental image lol.

Bob Kontak 07-05-2019 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gordner (Post 10513539)
Love the "welder's apron" description lol, your words paint quite a mental image lol.

Just a fuzzy. Not a hedge.

red-beard 11-21-2019 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavulon (Post 10283173)
Try draining your own hydrocele some day. It's early but so far, so good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 10283319)
I was tempted to do a search to find out what that is, but decided I really did not want to know.

Quote:

A condition where the scrotum is swollen due to fluid accumulation in the sheath which surrounds a testicle.

Very common (More than 3 million cases per year in US)

Treatment from medical professional advised

Doesn't require lab test or imaging

Can last several weeks or months

Common in newborns

More common in males
https://www.lunchboxwax.com/

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Now doing "Adam's Apples"...

stealthn 11-21-2019 06:39 PM

OMG, you resurrected this thread, what’s next the cratch slapping?

Drbraunsr 11-21-2019 08:06 PM

Couldn't resist doing a drive-by to see what's up. Wasn't disappointed.
Could definately use some cratch slapping too...

sammyg2 11-22-2019 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 10665671)
A condition where the scrotum is swollen due to fluid accumulation in the sheath which surrounds a testicle.

Very common (More than 3 million cases per year in US)

Treatment from medical professional advised

Doesn't require lab test or imaging

Can last several weeks or months

Common in newborns

More common in males

LOL I was right, didn't want to know.

ckelly78z 11-22-2019 09:26 AM

I used to use scissors for manscaping, but weighed the risk/reward, and decided to start shaving.

whiskyb 11-22-2019 12:22 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1574457741.png

stevej37 11-22-2019 12:33 PM

It possibly might be time to let this thread die.

Bill Douglas 11-23-2019 12:00 AM

Yep maybe a little too much information.

I'm too young to read that sort of stuff.

Chocaholic 04-25-2021 04:40 PM

Because this topic is always relevant...

Rusty Heap 04-25-2021 04:52 PM

Wax on Wax off

DonDavis 04-26-2021 06:13 AM

Hmm, surprised I never sub'd to this thread.
Always great for laughs.

red-beard 12-07-2021 03:00 AM

Definitely needs a Bump. Where is Gassy these days?

Joe Bob 12-07-2021 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdfifteen (Post 10283121)
Those who live by the sword cut their sacks by the sword. (I think that's in the Bible).
Anyhow, speaking of such things:
Zeke and Joe Bob (generic names, nobody we know) were sitting on the porch drinking while Joe Bob's dog snoozed at their feet. The dog woke up and started licking his balls. Zeke watched him a while and said, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
Joe Bob says, " OK by me, but if I was you I'd pet him a bit first."


That's not my dog. :eek:

syncroid 12-07-2021 05:05 PM

Bring out yer dead! LOL This thread still makes me laugh. :D

stevej37 12-07-2021 05:21 PM

it really doesn't get me excited.


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