I think this is the funniest damned thread!

A really mild double edged safety razor with an Astra blade.

You'll thank me later.

Those who live by the sword cut their sacks by the sword. (I think that's in the Bible).
Anyhow, speaking of such things:
Zeke and Joe Bob (generic names, nobody we know) were sitting on the porch drinking while Joe Bob's dog snoozed at their feet. The dog woke up and started licking his balls. Zeke watched him a while and said, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
Joe Bob says, " OK by me, but if I was you I'd pet him a bit first."

WTF, you guys need to be WAY more careful around the equipment. Maybe you should get some help.

Try draining your own hydrocele some day. It's early but so far, so good.

Uhhhh, thanks, but I'd really rather not.

I was tempted to do a search to find out what that is, but decided I really did not want to know.

What happened to the animated video of "I cut my sack?" It's hilarious.

I've never read this thread because it sounds painful and yet the title alone makes me horse-laugh. :)

Denis, read it. There are nuggets of gold in there!

What is wrong with you guys? Who doesn't shave the sack these days?!?:p

I know..TMI, TMI, TMI...but Mrs. 2PG prefers me "smooth down there" so if that's what it takes to get HOT SAX on a regular basis, then I will gladly comply!:D

AND don't worry! I know the old saying of "Pics or it didn't happen" WILL NOT apply here! Lol!:cool:

The one and only time the “shave” happened down there was with an old gf back in my 20’s....still remember the itch when growing back in....I returned the favor to her.... :)

Speaking of Hot Sax

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^^^IF I WAS YOUNGER (and single), I'd risk nipping my sack for some of that!!!

Not quite sure what the video has to do with shaving my junk, but I like it !!!!

I think I may have nicked them once or maybe twice in the early years.. Been doing it for @15 years or so now (along with trimming the uppers) so I can do it faster than I can shave my face.. And my wife LOVES them shaved. Calls them "Porno Balls".. lol..

Get a manzilian. Just need to prepare yourself when the technician rips the wax off.

I had never seen this thread before. I read the title like the guy was saying he's ready to give up sex.

Remember the sitcom "Just Shoot Me"? Like that.

This reads like a DIY on vasectomy - why not ? Pelican is the ultimate DIY thread !
Maybe I can search and learn how to slap some cratch…..