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Favorite wise@ss sayings
I'll start:
"That defies the laws of physics by both sucking and blowing at the same time." "Whatever." "You do that."
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04-10-2006, 11:08 AM
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Talk to the hand.
Talk to the ass, cause even the hand ain't listening. You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a *****. That and five bucks will still only barely get you a latte. Last time I heard that much hot air coming out of someone it smelled like rotten eggs. You have a call holding on clue phone line two. Sharp as a bowling ball, this one. Don't quit your day job. Oh wait - this is your day job. Feel free to quit it then. Make a mental note if you can find something to write on. Many more. . .
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A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter |
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04-10-2006, 11:13 AM
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If breathing wasn't automatic...he'd suffocate.
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big blue tricycle stare down the darkness and watch it fade |
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04-10-2006, 11:32 AM
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That's about as useful as lugnuts on a birthday cake
I'm as confused as a hungry baby in a titty bar I'm as frustrated as a legless Ethiopian watching a donut roll downhill Busier than a one legged man in a butt-kicking contest busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger
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04-10-2006, 11:33 AM
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Let's not and say we did.
Sit down before you hurt yourself. |
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04-10-2006, 11:33 AM
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What did you have for breakfast today? A bowl of stupid?
How about a nice cup of STFU? A f*ck up on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part Any similarity between your reality and mine is PURELY coincidental.
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04-10-2006, 11:36 AM
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You have the patience level of a chihuahua on crack.
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." |
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04-10-2006, 11:46 AM
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An ex-G/F from the South (Alabama) said to me when I was trying to be more than I was:
"You don't know your ass from a Texaco station." 
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Don . "Fully integrated people, in their transparency, tend to not be subject to mechanisms of defense, disguise, deceit, and fraudulence." - - Don R. 1994, an excerpt from My Ass From a Hole in the Ground - A Comparative View |
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"Everytime you open your mouth, you lower your IQ"
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04-10-2006, 11:52 AM
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I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass.
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04-10-2006, 11:56 AM
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What's got two thumbs and doesn't give a damn?
(Points thumbs at self)
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ I don't always talk to vegetarians--but when I do, it's with a mouthful of bacon. |
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04-10-2006, 12:11 PM
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"Goodbye.. stay in touch with yourself."
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04-10-2006, 12:22 PM
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Want to go an play hide and go f*** yourself?
In a Forrest Gump voice-- Momma always said, Life is like a box of condomns, you never know who your gonna screw.
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Looking for 87-89 Silver Cab 911, black interior, must be low miles, near pristine, no accidents, well sorted. |
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04-10-2006, 12:28 PM
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Are you new?
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04-10-2006, 12:33 PM
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were you a special ed student?
what time does the short yellow bus pick you up? |
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04-10-2006, 12:40 PM
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Who are you and why should I give a ***** what you have to say?
Are you still talking?
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'08 RX350 (Hers) '84 911 Carrera '83 911SC Cabrio '06 Miata |
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Sorry, they don't pay me to care, they pay me to ride your @$$.
Ironically, I hear you also pay people to ride your @$$.
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." |
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You obviously rode the short bus to school
or you seem to have trouble seperating reality from fantasy, so can I borrow $100? |
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You don't know your ass from a gin whistle.
Colder than a well diggers ass. |
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They could take your brain, increase it's size by ten times, stick it in a gnat's ass, and it would still rattle around like a pea in a boxcar.
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