Favorite wise@ss sayings

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You can never under estimate the predictibility of stupidity....

[Amail]

Strong like bull - smart like tractor

[cantdrv55]

You are stuck on stupid. Don't get stuck on stupid.

[RANDY P]

"it's against the rules to be rude AND ugly at the same time..."

"queer as a football bat"

rjp

[jrdavid68]

Originally posted by mudman
Are you new?

Hey! That's my line!

[jrdavid68]

You have to be smarter than the door (insert object that the dumba$$ can't figure out).

[rcecale]

Several years ago, a buddy of mine's wife was reading him the riot act, and handing him the typical "ration o' *****"..."you're stupid, you're lazy, you have no motivation, your're worthless, etc, etc, etc...."

His response was classic, one I will forever remember. "You're right, dear! And it's all these poor qualities of mine that kept me from scoring a really GOOD wife..."

um....they're no longer together....

Randy

[Don Ro]

Originally posted by rcecale
"You're right, dear! And it's all these poor qualities of mine that kept me from scoring a really GOOD wife..."

That's a hoot.

[pwd72s]

"you can tell it's a PCA dinner meeting by all the Japanese cars in the parking lot."

[azasadny]

You're about as sharp as a sack of wet mice...

[JonT]

the answer to any question...Definitely maybe....

[Rick V]

Originally posted by rcecale
Several years ago, a buddy of mine's wife was reading him the riot act, and handing him the typical "ration o' *****"..."you're stupid, you're lazy, you have no motivation, your're worthless, etc, etc, etc...."

His response was classic, one I will forever remember. "You're right, dear! And it's all these poor qualities of mine that kept me from scoring a really GOOD wife..."

um....they're no longer together....

Randy

Even my wife liked that one!

[widgeon13]

Eat ***** and die.

[Howard Agency]

Ignoranus. He's stupid AND an *********.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Looking at you, I can understand why some species eat their young

That girl's about as beautiful as Louis Armstrong's voice

[Clay Perrine]

If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to drive a piss-ant's motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio.


"When I get home, I am gonna punch your momma right in the mouth." Sherrif Buford T. Justice of Texas.


You couldn't get a clue if you covered yourself in clue musk, during the clue mating season and hung out in the only clue mating field for miles around.



Stupid people shouldn't breathe. So how about you hold your breath?

[elwood-914]

"Can't polish a turd"

[bigchillcar]

she's got a face that would stop an eight-day clock..

face that would make a freight train take a dirt road..

if they build something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.

(after a ****ty date) 'here's a quarter..call me when you grow up..'
ryan

[lm6y]

This place has more TOOLS than a Snap-On truck!

If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

So? (use this one when a co-worker tells you a story that you could care less about)

Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

Did your mother have any kids that lived?

[bigchillcar]

"why don't you make like a tree and leave?"
ryan